guccitae: hey kook you ready to go on this date with this beautiful person that's texting you?
goldengguk: bitch what?
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guccitae: you know i look scrumptious shut up
goldengguk: i think i might have just puked. are you ready???
guccitae: no, send me a picture of your outfit, i want to atleast match or something.
goldengguk: okay okay, hold on.
—t.th taehyung set his phone down and looked through his closet. out of all the clothes he had, he couldn't find anything, it was almost as if he didn't have any clothes.
"you hoe. get it together, it's not like you're trying to impress jeon. right?" taehyung said to himself, he tried to convince himself that he wasn't trying to impress jungkook. afterall, all they basically said to each other were arguments and them insulting eachother, it's not like he actually had to impress jungkook.
*goldengguk sent a message*
once taehyung say the notification, he opened his phone quickly.
goldengguk:
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goldengguk: did your jaw drop babyboy?
guccitae: hoe did you get someone to take your picture for you!?!!
goldengguk:um yes and what about it
guccitae: awe that's cute, you got someone to take a picture of yourself for me🥰
goldengguk: firstly, you asked for one, and secondly, i now owe yoongi 20 bucks, so i'll see you in two hours.
goldengguk: better be ready babe!
guccitae: it's more time than you gave me last time, almost didn't even finish my makeup :(
goldengguk: oh shit you right, i'll give you an hour and a half, better start right now before it's too late ;)
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💬5.4k. ♥️10.9k @taesty_taetae : i'm doing something you hoes could never do ;)
________________________________ @jimINnot_jimOUT: then you must not be getting dick. ↪️@taesty_taetae: for your information i'm not. ↪️@jimINnot_jimOUT: that's a bummer :( @badbitchjin: then you must not be cooking. ↪️@taesty_taetae: i- @namd: then you must not be studying. ↪️@taesty_taetae: pain. @opparjung: then jungkook must not be with you. ↪️@taesty_tae: you still here?? i thought we slammed yo bitch ass ↪️@opparjung: i'm still here bitch, and guess what? ↪️@taesty_tae: what you crusty ass roach? ↪️@opparjung: me and jungkook oppa fucked two nights ago. oh yeah and i'm having his baby. so you can suck on this titty and leave my jungkookie alone. ↪️@taesty_tae: very much fan behavior hoe. can you kindly take your delusional ass off my page? ↪️@opparjung: your just mad it's true. ↪️@jungeatya_ass: firstly it's you're not your. secondly, read my username. i eat ass not pussy, only on occasions when i feel ✨special✨. and thirdly i don't know what type of crack you're on, but i want it, i wanna know what makes you think whatever the fuck you said was true. dusty ass roach ↪️@taesty_tae: see what i say @opparjung very much fan behavior ↪️@sugaSWAG: wow you must feel real happy about being called out by not only tae, but jeon too. ↪️@sunshineJAY: here let me pray for you. dear heavenly father... ↪️@opparjung: whatever, y'all just mad that my ass is fatter than that little crusty roach y'all call a friend. ↪️@badbitchjin: flatter you mean.
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*i forgot to mention, but like they talk on two different platforms, that's why the names are different. the one with goldengguk and guccitae is twitter, and you can kinda guess the other one is instagram. i just wanted to clear that up for any confusion.
________________________________ lovelies can i just say that i am so sorry and i apologize for not updating. i was going to update towards the end of my first semester, but ya hoe had finals and work to do. i also needed to catch up on my sleep, my sleep schedule was messed up and i would usually stay up until ass crack in the morning. but besides that, i'm back bitchesss. i hope you don't miss me when i was gone.
quick question, has anyone started watching true beauty? in the webtoon doesnt she end up with mullet dude? i think she does, but i feel like in the drama she is going to end up with the dreamy mchandsome guy. also have any of you watched love alarm?? i'm waiting for season two, and i seriously think she might end up with the guy that's been crushing on her for forever, i hope she ends up with her first love, but since i know that in the webtoon she ends up with the other guy instead.
anyways, i'm sorry for being gone for so long, i'm back, but like next month i may stop updating, because i'm going to be going back to school. oh and also, i'm writing another book, but i don't think that will be released until later next year, all because i'm putting personal feeling and experiences in that book, and it will be sad. its still gonna be bl, i just don't know what ship y'all would want to read. please give me suggestions!!
