NSFW Haikyuu Headcanons!!

NEKOMA

-Kuroo Tetsurou

1) I know his dick is big, I KNOW his dick is big LMFAOAOA

2) He's such an asshole he'd be a sucker for begging

3) His embarrassment kink is showing

4) He def loves stubbornness and brat behavior but Kuroo's stubborn his damn self. You're gonna have to do what he wants for pleasure and he loves seeing you get frustrated about it

5) We'll use Daishou as an example for obvious reasons. As I said, embarrassment kink. You wanna flirt with Daishou and think it's a game? Well it'll be a game later when he's toying with you while you're tied up

-Kenma Kozume

1) I love Kenma so much, I really do but... this mf is vanilla

2) Kenma would love you riding him because he doesn't put in effort when it comes to sex

3) If anything Kenma would find sex embarrassing and think of everything that would go wrong, it'd take you so long to get this mf to do anything

4) Kenma loves getting head yk that gawk gawk so he would eat you out only because he feels like it's fair

5) I will give y'all this, if Kenma was mad or frustrated, he would waste no time. "Knees. Now." He would be so aggressive, with his words mainly

-Lev Haiba

1) Lev would be so happy during sex omg, he'd be excited to try out anything

2) He would def rather see you in pleasure than recieve pleasure himself

3) He cannot degrade, even when he tries he ends up feeling bad and praises you all over

4) This one is more sweet but during kissing he'd be silly and y'all would have little laughs in between and ugh I love him, anyways

-Taketora Yamamoto

1) This mf does not get satisfied til you're worn out. YOU not him

2) If he's overstimulating himself, he literally will not care if it means giving you enough pleasure

3) This mf don't know if he has a praise kink or a degradation kink. It depends

4) He probably didn't like the idea of eating you at first but as soon as he hears that the men who don't do it are assholes or something, he'd be all for it