Nick sleepily walked down the hallway to Dream's room. He couldn't sleep and needed to be comforted. Why did he need comfort? Because the only snack left in the house was him.
He opened the door and saw Dream was asleep on the left side of his bed. Nick crawled onto the right side when Dream woke up. "Oh, Nick, what are you doing...?" He asked sleepily.
"You have only given me three hours, thirty two minutes, and fourteen seconds of attention today." Dream groaned and pulled back the blankets as an invitation. "Thanks, babe." Nick giggled.
Dream's eyes snapped open and he sat up. "WHAAT?!" Nick rolled his eyes. "We did just announce to over thirteen million people that we are all dating, so I think I earned the right to call you 'babe'" Nick turned around and sighed.
Dream turned back around and mumbled a goodnight before going to sleep. Nick pulled out his phone and scrolled through his tweets and DMs.
His eyes traveled across the memes and funny gifs on his page.
Nick felt Dream look over at him "What are you doing it's like 11 at night and your phone screen is as bright as the sun." Nick laughed, "People already made memes about us dating each other."
Nick felt Dream pause, "...Really? Our fans scare me sometimes." Nick grinned awkwardly "Yeaaaa..."
Nick groaned in frustration "Wanna look at some more of these readable porn thingys?" Dream chuckled "Yea whatever, just start reading..."
Nick began in the middle of it "Dream thrusted into-" "NO!" Dream wheezed slapping a hand over Nick's mouth. "Nick shut up and go to sleeeeep." Dream whined.
Nick laughed and moaned, "Oh daddy Dream~!" Dream wheezed then paused and moaned out "Oh harder~!" The both of them playfully joked. They both kept making lewd jokes while fake moaning.
BAM BAM BAM
The loud knocking on the wall startled them both. They could hear George scream from the other side "STOP FUCKING SO LOUD! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"
The two males looked at each other "pfffft" Nick tried to contain his laughter. Dream laughed loudly. Nick cupped his hands around his mouth and screamed back "YOU JUST WISH YOU WERE ME RIGHT NOW!"
George seemed to be silent for a minute before they heard a knock on the door. Dream wheezed while Nick got up and opened the door. George was blushing but composed himself. "Oh hey Nick, could you and Dream please STOP MOANING LIKE TWO PORNHUB EMPLOYEES."
Nick broke down laughing as George blushed harder. Dream fell off the bed and rolled on the floor laughing. "Oh my gaaaaaaawwwwd." Dream wheezed.
