a compilation of random clownery

~iNtRo~

WhY hELLo tHeRe~

Looks like you found your way to this story. Well, it's not really a story but a plotless series of events that go down in this chat :D

!!WARNINGS!!

Listed most to least

- Crackhead moments

- The utmost stupidity

- An obscene amount of memes

- Sexual humour

- Awkwardness

- Deep shit such as suicide and mental health

Here we do not tolerate...

- Homophobia

- Transphobia

- Xenophobia

- Racism

- Hate toward any of the characters or readers

Featuring:

Lucy - Joon of the group, can sing you to sleep, THE ONLY RESPONSIBLE ONE *cough Mariam too*, writer of this shitshow, the main reason this book exists, biSH CAN DANCE, also lost her flexibility, nickname: Lucu(?), part-time done and doner, CEO of 💀and 🗿, (please bow to her...on your knees)

Mariam -<assistant's assistant of editing this shit show>  crackhead therapist, Jin of the group chat, Philosophy 101, mar's ex soulmate, wise boomer, has plump ass lips, doesn't let Sana call her baby because *tsundere*, crystal's mom, STAN NCT JOWS, caring and thoughtful, BREATHS IN: hEaLtHy nArCiSsiSm and has a whole "why do I always suffer" meme folder for this GC.

*cough* LemOan hoes~  *p.s this description dose not give my dramatic ass proper recognition.* 

Annu - <assistant of editing this shit show> personality basically screams Tae, a goofy clown artist, clown wifeu of Sana, sometimes clueless, floofy cheekies, can impersonate a cat, lead pervert, takes care of the screenshots of the gc and arranging em, a hoe for ballads, biggest tae's solos enthusiast (also, blue and grey), hand her enough art supplies and leave her alone and you will forget that she exists, usually rude with people but that disappears in the gc

Sana - clown wifeu of Annu the clown, the sunshine and backbone of this group chat, hyperactive and sometimes kinda scary, Hobi of the chat, should audition for Bighit because the jow sings great, main pervert, if the '😏' emoji were a person, had the best character development in the gc, currently working on her first song, biggest blueside and vhope enthusiast

Sana+Annu = the vhope of the chat, will say the same thing at the same time and no one's even surprised anymore at this point, the rest of the group chat wanting to rip their heads off, CHAOS, a disaster, soulmates, will randomly duet in the gc 

Y'ALL COULD NEVER~

Crystal - PURE CHAOS, OUR DEMON BABY, can summon your grandma back to life (?), *keep her away from the kitchen at all costs*, a total sweetheart, VERY lovable, keeps track of everyone's sleep schedules, spams the 💜💜💜emoji, can and will make spam accounts to increase your followers, also Mariam's adopted child

Munie - eldest of the group chat, wreck her kitchen and she'll yeet you with a pan, VERY SWEET, mar's platonic crush, may be the eldest but is actually the babiest babie, English is not her first language but never fails to comfort someone regardless

Munie - *breathes*

Sana and Annu - *aggressively uwu crying*

ABC - the🤠emoji basically sums her up, ONLY TALKS IN CAPS UNLESS ITS SOMETHING SERIOUS, studies a lot, very hard working, *pssstt: listen to holo by lee hi*, obsessed with Untamed because Mariam made her watch it🤠👉👉💖 , Sana and Annu are her eommas

*aight ze link for untamed uwu. it has 50 episodes but its worth it, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfKhREVFLkQ&list=PLMX26aiIvX5pYn98zge18X88sfeYbnhTr*

Shurtz - the second eldest of the group chat, sometimes throws shade like confetti, handsome queen, VERY UWU, ABC's platonic girlfriend, tries to compete with gc's vhope but will never succeed

Bethan - our tiny sweetheart with lots of love to give a cute, weird mess that can't type properly🤠 also the one who started the comment thread and this whole shit show. Does live to swallow tablets while us clowns give her moral support, tried deep throating a toy snake *cough* on crystal's request, tried to dye their hair red and ended up turning into Ed Sheeran, also gets through women like she gets through bags of salt and vinegar crisps (someone help her)

Brook - always has a matching profile with mar *now Namjin, Vhope and Yoonkook also do💀* in love with ring pops and her bed, forgets everything, good at exposing mar (almost got killed for it, Sana and Annu were helping with the funeral uwu), also goes by the name peach ifykwim

"Y'ALL I HAVE A REGULAR ASS NOW END OF DISCUSSION" ~Brook, 11 Jan,21 

Mar - Sana's adopted sister and claims to be Crystal's soulmate, a nature lover who wants to plant a flower garden with Munie, the '🥺' emoji and basically the yoongie Mariam- tbh I think shes more of a Jimin u know?!* of the group chat. Well yoonmin it is then~ 

Sneha - Annu's IRL best friend, a bi queen, will top for sure, randomly looses her shit and sends voice texts quoting Shakespeare ig? will be there when you need her even if she doesn't know what tf goes on, helps mar sleep, has a daddy deep voice (she-corpse)

Timmy - The admin of the GC, isn't active much but the sweetest creature, had to deal with our stupid asses and remove big hit after we added em in the GC

Alice - The youngest of the GC, isn't active much, the whole GC thought of her as an innocent child but boi were they wrong~ *stan theoddonesout* [we kind put our last hopes of innocence in her and it didnt work out uwu]

Ash- the latest to join the gc but the biggest uwu child ever, has beautiful visuals that could make any model jobless, calls Mariam mommy (💀) even though Mariam a total sub, tries to claim crissi. *cough* mar pls come collect your soulmate, can and will cuss you out when needed. 

a small warning (?) :

-some characters may not be included in all the chapters as again this is based off a real GC and they weren't online at the time. 
-this an Insta chat so no further confusion for the "when we added big hit" chapter 💀🔫