HI, hoes we're just a bunch of bored clowns who decided to open up this shared account, ikr this is definitely something you see every day.

"Hello, guys, I'm lucy! I'm the author of & gt; insert book name&lt, and the one that decided to make this account "🗿
@namjoonium_

"Oh...Hi, I'm Sana I drink cola in a wine glass in front of a mirror with singularity playing in the background. Life is good"
@porrnasianparrapio_

"Hi I'm Annu and I'm just existing ^♡^"
@taetaenium_

Hello hello hello 'tis me Bethan and I haven't been given permission for this but imma see how long it takes for the others to notice heheheeee so anyway I am le author of adventures of clowns and co. (which is entirely fictional I promise) and that's literally the only reason I have access to this account because the other mfs don't trust me so yeah </3
@-meowgi-

and last but certainly not least I'm Mariam (The gorgeous intellectual who is writing this bio for everyone rn) and I like potatoes. They are a natural phenomenon from an alternate universe where Jin actually gets lines 
@seokjinium_
You can also call me LemOan. Just don't ask why

remember hoes 1 follower = 1 cultured person joining the cult 
"bE tHeRe oR bE sQuArE"
"nO onE wAnTs to bE sQuArE"

if yall don't get that reference yall can happily unfollow :)