Jacob & Edward

Chapter 1

setting: cullen's house they're studying or smthn bella hasnt moved in yet

edward: so what did you get for number 5?

Jacob: uhhhhh.....i didnt do it

edward: ok. why?

Jacob: i don't really get this whole math thing...can u explain?

e: oh that's okay. well first of all this is biology. so in question 5 they're asking what is the first step of glycolysis, do you know what glycolysis is?

J: uhhhhh i turn into a wolf sometimes

e: *startled, looks away.* uh? ok well glycolysis is basically when glucose is split (glucose is sugar and like....... sweet) and the final product is two pyruvate molecules

J: *turns into a wolf* aaaaawooooooooooooo

e: *slaps him across the wolf face, once then twice* what the FUCK are you doing. you cant do ths in my house and u broke my antique glass table i stole from bulgaria

J: *turns back into a person* sorry bro i do that sometimes when im nervous

e: .......... *lights down spotlight on edward for brief monologue* i... i feel so guilty i slapped him to be or not to be? then i should aboiplogize *lgihts back on*... hey jacob im sorry is lapped u..... why r u nervous'

J: its ok bro.....im nervous bc...no i cant say it...its embarrassing

e: *caresses jacobs' face where he slapped him* its ok. im sorry. sometimes i let my anger get the better of me

J: its ok ...its just that....i..i....

e: *starts getting mad* speak the fuck up. what are u saying

J: *mumbles something*

e: *starts meditating to calm down* what.

J: i said.....i....l...ll

e: WHAT YOU STUPID MUTT

j:......i....love......

e: what the fuck r u trying to say *flexes his hands ina nger*

J: i love y- *dies of unknown cause*

e: Hi, I'm edward cullen. im trained in first aid. can i help u? *no answer* hello? are you awake? bystander *points to alice* please contact ems adn let them know someone is about to be Turned *bites jacob*

J: *becomes a vampire but also still werewolf* bro......

e: ok. so do you understand glycolysis now?

J: yeah i do thanks bro that helped a lot

e: no problem, now onto question 6. wait. this isn't a bio question. it says.... no i can't read this filth

J: what does it say man

e: it... it *face turns red then green then purple* it.... ugh this is disgusting. you read it

J: i didnt want to tell u this bc i thought you would make fun of me but.....i cant read...

e: u fucking illiterate bastard. fine ill read it *clears throat* fuck i didnt copy pzste it hold on

Lmssoaooao dw ok it wont let me but *jacob x edward fanfiction*

LAMOAOAK

J: dude......thats in the textbook????

e: yeah. its fucking disgusting. how did they know everything about us... actually wait it look s like someone wrote this by hand...

J: thats so weird.....who would have done that....so gross....