Jfk went to a parade then boom he died "AHhqhhahahHHHhHAhah WRONG HOLE DUMBASS" Pain. Then spider man was born into a furry family. Spider man said "nO fuck tHiS" he grabbed Uncle Ben's shotgun and killed the weirdos "hMmMmM a bomb" he got a bomb and used it at obama but then obama used his special move "よう府ぉおpいts地ようーエアrnあはははじゃじゃっじゃじゃじゃじゃj" he used his jfk pokemon. And that's how I met your mother.