Robert Pattinson Behind The Scenes ( DIARY )

May 12 ( Tomorrow My Birthday )

Diary, I know what you're gonna think, but I really don't wanna celebrate my birthday. It's weird, I KNOW!!! But it is just all the fan-girls that always make weird fan art of me. Or the Patti-News! Every year they gotta tell everybody it's my birthday >:( Even my aunt and uncle are gonna come over, because they look at the Patti-News. My aunt even think I'm hot?! It's just.. I never liked my birthday.

But nevermind...

Today I woke up because my 2 sisters were fighting who could have the sparkly T-shirt in there closet. Weird right?

I decided to go downstairs. I was happy because my parents weren't home. They were at vacation. At first a forgot, but then I remembered the conversation of yesterday at the dinner table:

"Dear children, me and daddy gotta tell you something." Said my mom. I swear I thought she was pregnant...

"What?!" Said Lizzy (my sister) happy. I think she thought exactly the same as I did.

"Me and your mom are going on a vacation for work things!" Said my dad. I really don't know why they had to tell us that they were going to some weird country, because they almost go 3 times in a month.

"Im so happy for you guys! How long are you gonna stay in the unknown country?" Said Victoria (my other sister). Like she care?!

"We are staying 7 days honey. And by the way we are going to Mexican to visit my friend, Bella." Said my mom.

Then I said angry "I'm not hungry anymore.". And I walked/ran to my bedroom. I wrote many reasons possible why I should hate my parents. Kinda stupid though.

But that was the conversation with my parents and that was why they aren't home.

I was downstairs and I was thinking what I was gonna eat. After 4 minutes of thinking, I finally knew it: Oatmeal! I was making oatmeal and then my sisters were running downstairs and asked: "Who can have the sparkly T-shirt?". I was trying to be the cool older brother. Even I am the youngest but I didn't care so I said: "Let Lizzy have it today and tomorrow you can Victoria!". They both said "Sure, good idea.".

I saw my oatmeal was getting good, so I putted it in my bowl. It was super hot, so I decorated it a little with sugar and berries. It was still hot so I looked at twitter and scrolling to all the fan art.
I saw some funny tweets from fans and again just 1000 pictures of fan art. I always try to like everything.

I didn't realized my oatmeal was not hot anymore until I saw a tweet from someone: "Gonna eat some breakfast!". Then I fast at my food. It wasn't even yummy!

I went upstairs to change my clothes. I thought army pants were nice, so I putted matching red tracksuit shirt on.

It was 2 AM and my friend: Taylor A.K.A Jacob went over. He is one of my best friends. Taylor and I played one year ago in a film called:  Twilight. He got the role as a werewolf and to steal my girlfriend. I still doubt if he's not a werewolf...

Me and Taylor went for a walk.

It was all nice until some random girl came to us and said: "You two are the weirdos from Twilight right?".

"No, what are you talking about? Actually, who are Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner?" Said I. Because I really didn't want another fan-girl-stalker.

"Ow you guys really looked like them." Said the girl.

I saw how mad Taylor was at me.

"What the hell dude?" Said Taylor.

I said: "Do you want to hug 100 girls or something in one day then?".

"Uhm.. yeah?" Said Taylor.