Texting Dylan Wilde

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Dylan :)

I've realized that I've been rude to you these past 2 days. Actually scratch that. My friend Isaiah said I was mean to you and should apologize.

well then tell Isaiah I love him.

He says he loves you too.

I love him more!

This is weird.

ur weird. don't make this awkward Dyl

Shouldn't I know your name if you know mine?

Well I don't know about that Dyl. What's my name saved as in ur phone.

'Annoying Girl that won't stop texting me #7'

#7? Damn I need to step up my game. I just thought you hated me so I was going to leave u alone but now that i know i'm not the only one this makes this THAT much more interesting.

Fuck. I set myself up for that one.

yes. yes you did Dylan.

Come on tell me your name.

nah I don't think i will. btw I'd like to meet this Isaiah that I apparently love.

No way. You probably live on some deserted island that magically has cell service.

New York City. good try though!

You go to NYU?

Yep! I'm a senior there.

What's your major? Wait how are you a senior?

Marine Biology. And I graduated high school when I was 16. u said u were 22... r u still in college?

Yes.

where do u go?

NYU.

...

What?

NO FUCKING WAY! DOES ISAIAH GO THERE TOO?

Yes. It seems that you'd rather meet Isaiah than me.

okay Dyl. do u want to meet me?

Not particularly.

I figured. but Idk I feel like Isaiah would be willing to meet me.

He probably would. But he'd have to know your name first.

of course I'd tell him my name silly!

Then why won't you tell me?

becus ur some old perverted guy.

How many times do we have to go over this? I'm not old. I'm not perverted. And Isaiah just said I love you too to piss me off.

well that's rude

He doesn't go for younger girls.

I'm 19 not 6

Still younger.

I don't really care actually. I have my eye set on someone else.

Why?

It's a surprise! plus u probably wouldn't know him. Actually u might... but i'm not telling you. it's kinda embarrassing and never going to happen.

Why is it embarrassing?

becus he's a player, and I'm not stupid. but he was really nice to me once. and not the nice someone is to get into your pants. it's a long story.

I have time.

I don't I have to go get ready for class.

What class?

Molecular and Cellular Biology II with Prof Calaway.

No way Isaiah's in that class.

really? OH SHIT!

What?

ur friend Isaiah is ISAIAH GREEN?

...Yes.

And that mean ur DYLAN WILDE?

...You know who we are?

AM I LIVING UNDER A ROCK YES I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! OH MY GOD. This is a joke. It has to be.

I find it funny that you know my whole name but I don't even have a clue as to what yours is.

you have a British accent.

That I do.

BRUH. IM PASSING AWAY.

Okay... Before you die, could you tell me your name?

Absolutely not.

Why?

Because you're the most attractive guy at NYU. You won 'hottest guy' in sophomore year, and I'm just me.

Fine. I'll get you to tell me someday.

Not anytime soon.

Then what should I call you?

...

...?

Babe.

No.

WHY NOT? I LOVE IT.

I'm not calling you babe.

loser.

Oh my.

Then you can call me 'Annoying girl who won't stop texting me #7'.

I prefer babe.

Babe it is! TTYL Dyl!

Bye babe.