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Christmas Menu

So since it's Christmas season, we will start actually cooking the meat in our products for 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
1$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We will also be selling Christmas cookies for $15 since it's Christmas and we feel generous. For a pack of 5 cookies will be $70

Instead of playing All I Want For Christmas Is You in our stores, we will be playing I'm Gonna Kill Santa Claus by Danny Gonzalez vvv

Lyrics below lmao
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh 😥
Every Christmas I'm a very good boy 👦
I put out milk and cookies for this guy to enjoy 😊
But Santa never brings the right toy 🧸
I felt like giving up on all this holiday joy 🤩
But if you've seen 'The Santa Clause' you know (You know) 🎄
You become Santa if you put on Santa's coat (Oh) 👕
You can kill him, leave him dead up in the snow (Oh)❄️
The elves don't even care about you murdering their bro 😎
And so 🦪
This Christmas gon' be special to me Ⓜ️
I ain't gonna ask for a car with a key 🔑
I ain't gonna write to Santa asking him "please" 🥺
'Cause what I want for Christmas can't fit under the tree 🌲
I wanna be Santa Claus 🎅
So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus 🎅 ❌
When I hear those reindeer paws 🐾
I'm gonna break the law 🚨
This Christmas, don't got a wishlist, I got a hit list 🧿
And at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas 🎅
Nothing against him, it's just business 🧑‍💼
I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas 🎄
I made a list and checked it twice (Oh) ✌️
For all the fucks I give about ending Santa's life 🦶
And I found none 🤷
I'll travel at the speed of light 💡
If I'm Santa now does mean that I sleep with Santa's wife? 💍
'Cause I'm down, son (Yeah) 🧍
Fire in my fireplace (Oh) 🔥
Not talking 'bout this flying ship when I say I'mma slay 🛷
He gon' die, son 👦
I'mma wake up Christmas day 📆
With all the dopest presents that I forced the elves to make 🎍
They're my prisoners 🧑‍⚖️
I'll never understand why this is 〽️
The way that they decide who the next Santa Claus is 🅰️
How do people not believe that Santa exists? ❓
In this world, aren't adults concerned about all these gifts they didn't buy? 🔗
I wanna be Santa Claus 🎅
So I'm gonna kill Santa Claus 🎅 👎
When I hear those reindeer paws 🐾
I'm gonna break the law 🚔
This Christmas, don't got a wishlist, I got a hit list 🪱
And at the top of it is old Saint Nicholas 🎅
Nothing against him, it's just business 🧑‍💼
I ain't the Grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas 🎄 "