Me- Dad is it good to pass or fail?
Dad- pass duh why?
Me- Oh good you'll be proud I'm pregnant. Dad- WHAT!!!!!!!!!
Me- Dad I got suspended
Dad- WHAT Y?
Me- We were in math and the teacher said which letters connect I said "FU" she was not happy
Dad- :/
Me- mom I'm hungry
Mom- make something
Me- never mind
Me- mom did u buy cream cheese
Mom- yes
Me- and crackers
Mom- No I guess we r crackalacking lol
Me-mom no just no
Mom- :)
Me- what are u going as for halloween
BFF- u it's really scary
Me- :(
BFF- luv ya😍
Me- dude what happend last night
Mike- u got hammerd
Me- so u got jacked
Mike- dear lord stop drinking jack
Me- NEVER!!!
Me- my cat got fixed
Mom- she broke?
Me- no.......
Mom- what?
Me- are u ok
Mom- I gotta stop smoking this shit
Me- wow
