Mom- "what dose idk,ly,and ttyl mean
Me- I don't know, love you and talk to you later
Mom- k I'll ask your sister
Me- mum
Mom
Mommy
MOM- it's three in the morning what do u want
Me- I just farted
MOM- one normal kid ......that's all I ask for
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"Did u clean your pants with windex cause I can see my self in them"
Me- we'll I guess I need new pants
"I lost my teddy bear will u sleep with me"
Me- touch me I'll rip your arms off
"Can I have your picture, I want to show Santa what I want"
Me-I'm not for sale
"Did it hurt when u fell from hevan"
Me- nope but I did scrape me knee climbing out of hell
"I know mind control ...take off your shirt"
ME- u do "puts hands on head and squints eyes at him" uhh didn't work
"what didn't baby"
ME- you head didn't exsplode
"If I bit my lip will you kiss it"
Me- no I thank a god u shut up
"Oh......"
Me- kiss his cheek ........then slap him and run off
"Wow I'm in love"rubs cheek and runs"
