So...Who Broke It?

A/N: I had to.

I just couldn't help myself.

This has been in my documents for months, I just didn't post it. This is obviously one big Parks and Recreation reference for those who have seen the show or know this particular popular scene. However, I did inject small changes and one big one.

For those who haven't seen the show, this has two twists.

For those who have, it has one twist.

I HIGHLY doubt it, but PLEASE let me be the first person to have this idea or at least be the first to post it anywhere.

Ren crossed his arms, looking around at the nervous faces of his teammates. He placed an object down on the table in front of them, the silence in the Leblanc attic was deafening.

What laid before them all was a broken pour over coffee-maker. 

"So...who broke it?" All of the thieves began looking around at one another, no one speaking. "I'm not mad...I just wanna know.

Everyone still remained quiet.

Makoto suddenly spoke up, "Ren, I did! I broke i-"

"No. No you didn't," the leader interrupted his girlfriend. "Futaba?"

"Don't look at me. Look at Inari."

Yusuke's eyes widened in surprise, "What? That's absurd! I didn't break it."

"Oh? Then how'd you know it was broken?"

"It's sitting right in front of us, and it's broken."

Futaba squinted her eyes at him, "Suspicious."

"No! It definitely isn't!"

Ryuji raised a hand up, "I don't know if it matters, dude. Probably not, but Ann was the last one to use it."

The blonde quickly turned around to face Ryuji, "What?! I don't even know how to use the coffee maker!"

"Oh yeah? Then what were you doing over by it earlier?"

"I was using the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that, Ryuji!"

Makoto got in between them, "Okay, let's not fight. I broke it, Ren. Just let me pay for it."

Ren shook his head, his voice growing louder. "No! Who broke it?!"

Everyone was silent once more, until Yusuke stepped forward. "Ren...Haru has been very quiet."

"Hey!"

I'm just sayi-"

Ryuji jumped up from the couch, "She is the only other person who can brew coffee."