Be my Baby

Be my Baby - An Awful Chapter 1

(Danilo P.O.V.)

Whelp, time for a shower. Craig sure was weird, is he really that jealous of Erick and Shane? They look happy together, I don't see why he should pry. That whole "getting closer" thing he said creeped me out, too. I'm not gay...

Time to take a shower, I'm exhausted. My arm actually still hurts a little; I just wanted him to stop talking to me.

(Craig P.O.V.)

I should text him. It's hard to reply to something as dry as "O," but I can't afford to lose him now. He's cute, sure, but I really just need to get with him to make Shane jealous. Once Erick notices, he'll leave him for me.

(Third Person P.O.V.)

Craig: "wyd"

Danilo: "I'm about to take a shower"

Craig: "Oh"

(Craig P.O.V.)

Oh, imagining him in the shower is already getting me all worked up. I can imagine it... the steamy shower's condensation hitting his skin, making him slightly slick all over his body. Once he gets in, the water going all the way down his body... his armpits must smell so good... he must be so thorough with cleaning between each toe... every crevice... imagining the soapy water running all the way down from his chest to his thighs... God...

The slight jiggle of his thighs as he moves about, how he struggles to reach his ankles so he has to bend over... it's all... ahhh...

I wonder how big his [REDACTED] is.

Is there any lotion in here? Some tissues, too?

Doesn't look like it.

Maybe I'll just do it in the bathroom...

Hnnnf. It's not as comfortable on the toilet, but this way I'm guaranteed some privacy.

God, I'm throbbing right now.

[REDACTED]

*5 minutes later, Craig is done with his business and exiting the bathroom*

No, Craig, it doesn't matter. Get a hold of yourself. He's cute, but Erick is cuter... he's more important... I just need to use Danilo to get rid of Shane... then it'll all be over. Just keep acting like you're friends for now. Though, imagining him in the shower, hmm, maybe I should entertain the idea of a relationship for a while. I'll reap all of the rewards and take no losses that way. Erick is perfect, nobody can replace him. Shane's a fool trying to cross my path, to get in the way of me and Erick.

*Jump cut to Danilo singing anime openings in the shower*

(Erick P.O.V.)

*Rat dog barking*

Stupid fucking rat dog. Where did my wooden pole go?

Ah, there it is.

*Erick ties rat dog onto the pole*

Alright, time to finally clean the kitchen floors like mom asked. First I need to dip rat dog into the well.

*Erick gets a text*

Shane: "Hello baby I'm back"

Erick: "Hey babe! *heart eyes emoji*"

Shane: "Wanna come over to my place in a couple hours? I can pick you up"

Erick: "Sure babe, I just gotta clean the floors before mom comes home and sees what I'm cleaning them with"

Shane: "Don't tell me you put bleach on the dump truck again and slid across the kitchen floors... you got hurt last time"

Erick: "No, silly! It's rat dog this time."

Shane: "You should use your sister next"

(Shane P.O.V.)

Sweet, we'll be smashing in a couple hours. Might as well invite Craig and Kyle, maybe I should clarify to Erick that it's not gonna be just us two.

(Shane and Craig's dm)

Shane: "Craig"

Shane: "Want to come over to my house to hang in a couple hours? Erick's gonna be there"

Craig: "Sure"

(Shane and Kyle's dm)

Shane: "You should come to my house in a couple hours. Erick and Craig are gonna be there."

Kyle: Sorry, I can't. I'm at Anna's right now."

Shane: "Ok I'll just invite someone else, have fun"

(Shane P.O.V.)

Damn it Kyle, now I need to find another person for the foursome. I guess I could try Danilo.

(Shane and Danilo's dm)

Shane: "Come over to my house in a couple hours, Erick and Craig are gonna be there."

Danilo: "Can't"

Shane: "Why"

Danilo: "Craig's just been acting kind of weird towards me"

Shane: "Like what?"

Danilo: "I don't want to talk about it"

Shane: "Well, this is the perfect time to sort out your differences. You'll be able to talk face to face, and if he tries to do anything weird, Erick and I will be here to help you stop him"

Danilo: "Fine, but we better not be doing anything weird"

Shane: "Don't worry, we won't"

Danilo: "Mhm, sure"

(Craig P.O.V.)

Awesome, if I get there before Erick does, I can just deal with Shane immediately. I can't believe he made it this easy. I won't need Danilo at this rate.

(Third Person P.O.V.)

*Fast forward to when people are arriving*

Shane is picking up Erick and on his way back to his house, Craig is speeding down the freeway to get there before Erick does. He is completely unaware Shane isn't going to be home until Erick is. Danilo is running late.

(Shane and Craig's dm)

Craig: "Open the door, I've been ringing the doorbell for 5 minutes"

Shane: "I'm not home"

Craig: "You invited me over yet you're not home?!?"

Shane: "Chill, you're 15 minutes early, don't expect me to be ready until the time I tell you to come. I'm picking up Erick right now, I had to help him remove rat dog from the dump truck"

(Craig P.O.V.)

Damn it, does he know my plan? I guess I'll have to keep winning Danilo over at this point. I'm gonna be wasting time here, though. I can't abort the mission now.

Huh, did someone just tap my shoulder?

(Third Person P.O.V.)

Danilo: "Hey Craig, we need to talk."

Craig: "Indeed we do."

Danilo: "What did you mean in those texts earlier? About getting closer."

Craig: "I just wanted to get to know you better, you're rarely active in the group chat and you seem funny."

Danilo: "Oh, looks like someone's here."

Sorry y'all, this is the worst piece of literature I've ever written.