haunting, but the good kind.

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WARNING: CURSING AND (REALLY) BREIF MENTION OF OF SUICIDE. 

Izuku wasn't having a very good day to begin with, however he did not expect this.

'What?' was all Izuku was able to think as he was sweeped up in the breeze to his...funeral?

It was an open casket ceremony, white roses and tulips layered every surface you could look at. His body was dressed in a fancy looking suit. 'it must have cost a lot' was the first thing that popped into his brain, or his fictional head.

To his left was his poor, poor, crying mother. To his right was...kacchan? 

'Alright, what the hell is this' Izuku thought as he reached over to touch his mom, but his hand went straight through her. "HEY! I'm right here!" Izuku screamed, waving his hands around in the air.

'Why won't they look at me? What can't I touch her?'

'wait a minute...I'm a ghost aren't I?"

And so the adventure of Ghost Izuku and Bakugo was formed at that very minute!

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'Dumb Kacchan!' Izuku thought as he watched Bakugo walk his way to school. 'All his fault I'm dead. If he wasn't so mean to me I wouldn't have tried to avoid him! than I wouldn't have walked straight into that sludge monster!' Izuku thought.

Izuku glares at Katsuki. 'Let's make his life a literal hell!'.

Time to test his newly acquitted skills. 

Izuku makes Katsuki move his foot, about an inch, to the right, stepping right in a steamy shit from a dog. 

"ugh, what the fuck?"

...definitely worth it.

What else could Izuku do to make his day worse...hmmm, let's make him fall, on concrete.

Right in front of his lackeys!

So Izuku waits as Katsuki spends the rest of his walk to school scratching the bottom of his shoe on the concrete while walking, to get the shit off of it. 

 As Katsuki gets closer to school, the more Izuku wanted to fuck his life over! Izuku has so much pent up anger over everything Bakugo did to him. 

Examples:

-telling him to kill himself (x1000000)

-bullying him 

-bullying him so much he wanted to die

-leaving him in a puddle of his own blood (x6)

-pouring milk on him (spoiled milk)

Do I really need to go on?

So as Katsuki creeped closer and closer to school, the more Izuku grew inpatient.

When Bakugo got to school, Izuku looked like a man blessed by god himself. "Time to make this burnt bacon bit son of a bitch's life ass" Was all he thought.

Bakugo got closer to his 'friends' (read: lackeys).

"Alright, Alright, And NOW!"

And all of a sudden Katsuki tripped, right onto one of his lackeys...which was the same height as Bakugo...and HOLY SHIT THEIR KISSING! THEIR LIPS ARE TOUCHING.

This was so much better than Izuku could imagine, and what is that? A really big yaoi fan girl is taking a bunch of pictures? Even, fucking, better.

Man, Izuku is having far too much fun then he should, but who cares? Izuku made a promise to fuck up Bakugo's life, Izuku's going to keep that promise. And who care that he made it to himself and no one else knows about?

Not like anyone could, Izuku's a ghost. Meaning...no consequences.

What a great day to be alive-,...to be dead!

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