𝕭𝐎𝐘 𝐅𝕽𝐈𝐄𝕹𝐃 。

❛ 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𓍯 .

YOU
shoto darling, you're my best friend 😆

SHOTO TODOROKI
hello?

YOU
but there's a few things that you don't know of 🤭

SHOTO TODOROKI
is this kaminari?

it's too late for this.

YOU
why i borrow your lipstick so often 🥶😓

SHOTO TODOROKI
lipstick?

i do not own any lipstick or lip gloss, i have no makeup in general.

l/n might have left some in my room, actually.

is this l/n?

YOU
i'm using your shirt as a pillow case

SHOTO TODOROKI
what

YOU
I WANNA RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP

WE SHOULD BE LOVERS INSTEAD

SHOTO TODOROKI
i apologize, i'm not interested.

YOU
i DONT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS

CUZ YOURE REALLY MY DEAREST FRIEND

SHOTO TODOROKI
do i know you?

YOU
maybe 😏

SHOTO TODOROKI
how did you get my number? are you some sort of stalker?

YOU
JAHAHSHSHSHJSJE NO

y/n gave me ur number 😎😎

SHOTO TODOROKI
l/n?

y/n as in y/n l/n?

YOU
yes sir, my bff 👯‍♀️

SHOTO TODOROKI
oh

YOU
omg you just sent a text without punctuation are you okay

SHOTO TODOROKI
i'm okay

could i get l/n's number?

YOU
wait why 😃

SHOTO TODOROKI
well as y/n's best friend i think i should have her number saved into my contacts.

YOU
ah shit you just used my first name manz is mad or whatever
NOT DELIVERED ❌

her phone fell in a blender 🙂

SHOTO TODOROKI
what?

YOU
wait i'm using my old iphone 6 what am i saying
NOT DELIVERED ❌

sorry wrong person 😃

anyways back to our conversation here's the number XXX-XXX-XXXX ;)

SHOTO TODOROKI
thank you.

can i ask you something?

YOU
yeah shoot 😆

SHOTO TODOROKI
is y/n really your best friend?

YOU
no, she's ur best friend bro 😩

SHOTO TODOROKI
oh, okay.

have a nice day.