Chapter 5: Twitcam Part 2 +Lullaby

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N: SHH :P *whispers* here it gooooes.

N: *shifts voice to a lower tone* Good morning ma'am!

Lexi: Uhm. Excuse me, but who's this calling 3:30 in the morning?

Bi: *squeals not too loud for lexi to hear*

N:*puts hand over Bi's mouth* We just want you to answer a survey about One Direction.

Lexi: Don't mean to be rude but for fucksake who does this at 3:30 in the morning? I'm trying to catch up on my sleep here y'know?

Bi: *mouths* OOOHH Someone's feisty ;)

N: First question. Do you think Niall's sexy?

Lexi: *groans* OMFG. I guess I won't be getting sleep. Ewww. Just NO. He's cute though.

N:*does sexy poses*

Bi: *whispers* Ok. I can't get going with this. Happiness is too shallow :PI'll break this joke already

Bi: HEY LEXIIIIII! >:D

Lexi: WTAF?! Bianca IS THAT YOU?! Fuck you Bianca! Are you with Niall?! Was that Niall?! FUCK BOTH OF YOU!

Bi: SUre babe! ;) When? Your place or mine? and btw

N&Bi: WE LOVE YOU TOO! *makes kiss faces*

N:*drops on the floor rolling and laughing*

Lexi: Shut up! This ain't even funny!

Bi: I feel 6 packs forming OMFG. Can't *laughs* stop *laughs* laughing.

*You guys just continue laughing and realized Lexi already hang up*

Bi: Oh guys! You don't know how funny that was!

N: What she said

Bi: Lexi would kill us if she was here. Good thing she's somewhere far from us. She went out of town with her family >:D

N: She loves me too much to kill me ;)

Bi: Did you even hear that she thought you're cute? You guys are so gonna love NExi ;) I'm gonna tweet a picture of Lexi and tell me if you;re gonna ship them :D

N: Shut up Bi :P You're just jealous

Bi: *gags* Eww Niall. EWWW. just. URGH. Eww :P

N: Whatever :P So guuuys! We'll see you guys some other time. :) You guys need sleep too. and G'morning, G'afternoon, G'night wherever you are :)

Bi: BYEEEEEEEEEEEE! :D

N: It's already 4 in the morning :O

Bi: Whaaat? We shall hit the haay!

N: Only you Bi.

Bi: What? :O

N: You & your weird statements. Let's go. You might be tired. :P

Bi: Aren't you tired? *yawns*

N: Let's go to your room already :P

Bi: Kk.

*reaches your room & goes to bed*

Bi: SIng me to sleep?

N: Sure. Everything for you Bi :)

Bi: before I sleepto your sweeet voice. G'night nialler. I love and miss you so mcuh :)

N: Night night:D Love you and miss you too Bi :D *kisses your forehead*

*Nialler sings Summer Love*

HERE YOU GO GUYS! Double update for today! Don;t have a draft for the next chapter tho. I'll try to make one tom. mkay? :) Love you guys so much! Thanks for reading! xx --raaaaaaaams >:*<

SUMMER LOVE AT THE SIDE :) *my favorite song atm :P* AND BIRDY AS BIANCA! :> <3 Love her to bits! <3

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