Creepypasta reaction by me

What would I do if I met : Creepypasta version!!!!

Slenderman:

Me: Woah! So cool!
Slender: Aren't you supposed to be scared?
Me: Can I paint your face?
Slender: W-What?! No! I'm gonna kill you!
Me: Oh...
Slender: That's all?! No last words?!
Me: ...Offender is better than you! *run for my life*
Slender: Wha- Hey! That's not nice!
Offender: But she's right~...
Slender: Shut up! Why do you have paint on your face?...
Offender: ...
Slender: ... Seriously?.. -_-

Jeff the Killer

Me: Ugh, I'm tired, so why can't I fall asleep?!
Jeff: Go. To. Sleep!
Me: I wish...
Jeff: ...There's a killer in your house who is about to kill you...
Me: Oh trust me, you are the sanest person in this household...
*My brother going to get food at 1:00 am*
Me: Here we go again...
Jeff: What do you mean?! I'm going to-
*My brother making sounds*
My mom: What are you doing up so late?!
My bro: I am sleep-walking!
My mom: Go to bed!
*My family arguying*
Me: Please can you kill me?
Jeff: ...Your family is weird...
*Throw a pillow at him*
Me: Get. Out. *death glare*
Jeff: Yes ma'am.
Me at my family: Oi, fuck off!

Ticci Toby

*In the woods*
Me: What in the heck am I doing here?
Toby: That's a good question...
Me: ...
Toby: ...
Me: ...
Toby: ...Can I kill you?
Me: Sure.
Toby: Really?!
Me: *Chuckled* No.

Masky

*Run away from Masky in an alley* *It's a dead end*
Me: *Trying to catch my breath* Man, seriously?!
Masky: *Chuckle* Well, looks like you've come to a DEAD end!
Me: *Laughing my ass off* That's a good one! Anyway can you sparo me?
Masky: Give me one reason.
Me: Well you see I have... Nevermind kill me.
Masky: Why change so suddenly?
Me: I have an exam towmorrow and I didn't study, so kill me please.
Masky: No.
Me: What?! Why?!
Masky: I wanted to torture you but I think that this is better, so good luck~.
Me: I. Hate. You.