-mild stupidity
"Oi!" Someone shouts, shaking me awake, "Oi! Jungkook!" I feel a weight on top of me and open my eyes to see Taehyung hovering above me.
"Dude.." I say, staring up at him, "Get off of me.."
He snorted, "Whaddya gonna do if I don't?"
I flip Taehyung onto his back, reversing our positions, "I'll fuck you."
Taehyung's eyes widen, "Dude, NO! You'll get me pregnant!"
I tilt my head, sizing my bestfriend up, "You don't have a womb..?"
His eyes go back to normal size, "Oh, yeahh.." he narrows his eyes, "..but YOU CAN.."
My eyes widen as I roll off of him, "..I forgot about that.." I say.
~~~ONE HOUR LATER~~~
I'm fixing my hair in front of my bedroom mirror when Taehyung bursts through the door, "JINSAYSIFWEDONTMOVERIGHTNOWWEWILLBEANDHEWILLBEATOURASSES!!!"
I stare at him, "alrighty.. now say that, but slower.."
Taehyung takes a few deep breaths, before speaking again, "Jin's gonna beat your ass," he says with a smile, dodging the pillow I throw at him as he bolts out my bedroom door.
It did, however, hit Jin.
"Well, shit."
I jump off of my bed as Jin runs after me as I run down the stairs.
"TAEHYUNG I BLAME YOU!"
~~10 minutes later~~
I rub my forehead after Jin flicked me, "Ow. Why did you flick me?"
Jin purses his lips, "don't ask that. You were asking for it."
I roll my eyes, "SURE."
Jin starts to get up from where he is sitting, "bitch I'll do it again."
"Okay okay please don't!" I say backing up away from him.
"Then get ready for school before I flick you again for telling Tae you were gonna fuck him."
"He started it." I say.
"I bet he did."
"Just get ready for school, please." Jin said.
"I'm already ready for school though."
Jin purses his lips again, "then go to school."
I nodded as I headed to the door.
"And JungKook?" Jin says.
"Yeah?"
"I love you."
"Love you too hyung."
I walk out the door.
A/N: okay that was dumb but it was fun to write so I'm keeping it.
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