Part 1

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Okay so On December 1st Paul decided to find a way to ruin the town of Buddy Holly because he hates Christmas and he's basically the Grinch sO him and Linda decided to steal all of the Chocolate from Lennon Wonka's Chocolate factory and use it for some cult shit (never been in a cult before so how am I suppose to know what they were doin) Lennon Wonka realized that Paul took his chocolate and sent his two favorite Oompa Loompas Donald Trump and Joe Biden, Trumpy and Bi den didnt know where tf they were going or what they were doing so they ofc got lost in the woods, anyways Paul got all of his bestie witches from the wicked west and they made so scary ass snowman monster that they sent out to destroy the town.

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