Nothing but Trouble: A Star Wars Rebels Fanfic

The Faucet of Insanity- By Aura

-Lothal, inside the Ghost by Ezra's Tower, at 2:12 pm-

"You stupid piece of... ARGH!!!!"

Aura slammed her fist down on the counter and stood up. She glared at the pieces of metal wedged under the sink. Hera had sent her to fix them twenty minutes ago and she still couldn't get the faucet to run.

"You can hotwire a speeder but you can't fix something as simple as a sink..." She grumbled, annoyed with herself. Why couldn't she fix it? Why, why, why, why-

"That's it!" She ran out of the kitchen.

-Two minutes later...-

She rammed the crowbar right where she thought the problem was.

"This better work." She said. "One, two, three...!" Aura pushed down as hard as she could. The crowbar didn't budge. Gritting her teeth, she repositioned her hands and pushed down harder. Still nothing.

"MOVE ALREADY!!!" She growled. It didn't move. Again. She yanked the bar out form the pipes and exited the kitchen once more.

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"ARGHHHHH!!!!" Aura came running full force into the kitchen, the bar held straight in front of her stomach. The jumble of pipes was getting closer. This was it, this was going to-

"Work..." She wheezed, clutching her stomach. The bar had rammed into her stomach and got stuck in the pipes. She rolled her eyes and proceded to rip out the crowbar from its current position. It didn't move. The Mandalorian pulled harder. She groaned and leaned on it.

It decided then that it was a good time to move and proceeded to dropping her on the floor.

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Ezra was meditating in his room when he saw Aura stalk out of the kitchen, an angry look settled on her face. He raised an eyebrow.

"What's up with you?"

"Nothing. Now where did I put those bombs..." He was surprised. Did she just say... Yeah she did. Ezra scrambled to his feet and ran in front of her, using his arms to block the hallway.

"What do you need the bombs for?" He asked incrediously. She tried to duck under his arm. He merely shifted it and she ended up smacking her face on it.

Aura rubbed her nose. "That, it none of your business." She tried going under his arm again with no luck. Ezra scoffed.

"I think anything involving things that go boom is my business. We'll, Sabine's mostly since she's the one that makes them the most."

"Just move." She shoved him aside and ran to her room at the end of the hall. The raven-haired teen just shook his head and returned to his own room to resume his meditating.

-Just a few seconds later...-

Five little bombs were crammed under the sink. A pair of green eyes peered over the overturned table, squinting at the sink in almost a pure hatred. Aura had the detonator in her hand.

"THIS BETTER WORK." Her thumb hovered over the detonator's button. "Five... Four... Three... Two... One..." She pressed it and threw her hands over her head.

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BOOM!!! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!!! Smoke filled the room. The padawan waved a hand in front of her face. She coughed and stood up. Once the smoke cleared, she gave a quick glance to the underside of the sink.