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  • Who's your Dobby
    1.9K 39 4

    Who's your dobby is about Sally malfoy (Draco Malfoy's wife) doing the dirty with dobby their house elf.

  • Poem
    356 31 1

    ⚠️Emotional

  • rap
    303 10 7

    no

  • Fixing brocken dracko
    71.9K 2.3K 20

    Mcaighleigh Snifflecock is a transfer to hogwarts school for wizardry and witchness. She is so timid and week and feels so alone on her first day, and it gets worse when a tasty,delicious man called dracko Malfoy comes into her life. THIS IS A JOKE

  • Building Our Love (Donald Trump x Bob The Builder)
    69.5K 2.1K 4

    In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

  • My Little Cheeto ~ trumpxbiden ~ enemies to lovers
    46.8K 435 7

    A forbidden romance blossoms between two unlikely men. Their passion for politics was one thing but their passion for each other was another. Can this love affair last, or will the pressures of those around them break their special bond?

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  • DRAPPLE
    117K 4.3K 12

    Draco Malfoy and Apple: A Cheesy (No, APPELY) Love Story Read at your own risk, very weird :P NO SPOILERS INCLUDED (Yay) Yes, I ship Drapple. Lol. DRAPPLE 2 OUT NOW! DRAPPLE 3 COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. DRAPPLE: THE MOVIE COMING SOON! Visit my profile for more information. ALL CHARECTERS AND...

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  • She's not like other girls
    7.1K 161 6

    Draco and Y/N (a MUD BLOOD) are caught in an arranged marriage!! but she's not like other girls. she can fix this!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #9 in #notlikeothergirls🥰🥰🌺🌺

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  • a fucking simp, that's what i am.
    5.4K 93 25

    sup bitches hey im yelena london walker and this is the one i reason i dont have a life welcome fuckers and enjoy ur stay okay bye-

  • Harry X The Floor [Floorwarts]
    3.7K 223 7

    𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒔 𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒚. 𝑰𝒏 𝒇𝒂𝒄𝒕, 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔𝒏'𝒕. 𝑰𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒘𝒌𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅, 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒋𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒚, 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒔𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒆. 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒆𝒕, 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒊𝒏𝒇𝒍𝒊�...

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  • Dobby and The Sorting Hat
    25.6K 562 5

    Dobby has always wanted clothes, but never like this. As the young house elf Dobby lives at hogwarts, He finds love with none other than the Sorting Hat itself. However, things start to get mixed up when fifth-year Harry Potter gets in the way of Dobby's feelings for the Sorting Hat. (THIS BOOK IS A JOKE ENJOY THE WE...

  • Dobby x Voldemort x Y/N love triangle
    31.2K 635 21

    Hot Dobby and Voldemort hard choice love story 😻😽😿🙀

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  • hElmo
    15.9K 410 5

    hoes burn with hElmo. don't be a hoe. Copyright 2015 © -zakijae and other cool peeps 2 years later wtf is thIS

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  • Drapple (ft peppa pig)
    26.2K 1.5K 36

    He was just a blond slytherin. Her a talking pig. They were in love... or so they thought. Peppa has noticed Draco has been different lately. More... distant. Draco has met Apple and she turned his world upside down, he had completely forgotten about peppa! Peppa needs to win Draco back, whatever the cost.

  • Lucius X snape X dobby X Dumbledore smut story
    42.7K 370 20

    IF YOU ARE UNDER (15) PLEASE LEAVE AND DO NOT READ THIS for legal reasons *this is a joke* lucius malfoy X severus Snape X dobby the house elf X professor Dumbledore ✨LOVE story✨ Do NOT take this seriously I promise it's a joke.🕴🏻 Ignore the broken grammar and autocorrect issues:D

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  • Sorting Hat and Dobby
    808 47 3

    Dobby's back and better than ever.

  • Lucius x Dobby
    31.5K 799 24

    TW⚠️ SKATERBOIS😈😈😈😈 A fine hot bloke, Dobby, works at the malfoy manor as a house elf. His life is miserable until he comes across a greasy lad named Lucius💃

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  • harry potter thirst pictures😏
    12.6K 271 11

    💢💢💢READ AT YOUR OWN RISK💢💢💢

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  • harry potter fanfic just
    298 14 6

    read pls its soooooooooooooooooooooooooo good

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  • pick up lines
    380 26 6

    yeet

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  • Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy
    2.2M 55.9K 8

    He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...

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  • 🍋mr.clean x reader lemon🍋
    17.7K 217 3

    this is my 1st story so plz do not judge my kinkyness like my 3 other tomato friends they told me not to write this story on our account but I didn't listen they told me to write it on my account but swallow/suck it p.s sorry for the grammar error✌

  • Kermit the Frog X Plank (smut)
    5.6K 81 6

    This is exactly what it sounds like so get ready....

  • Elmo X Kermit
    26.6K 681 28

    A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why...

  • Umbrige x Dementor imagines
    195 15 3

    i made this book as a joke but i really ship Demenbrige (btw my bff was dying when she read it)

  • His infected bussy slut🙁
    731 19 9

    vdffsddfdsf

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  • Hagrid is a sugar daddy
    12.4K 407 24

    Lick me all over I'm back besties 😌 Hagrid fanfic. please read with caution. this story may scare some readers or even make you fall in love with our beloved Hagrid. thanks for 7k reads Luv u

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  • Bitch, Shut the Fuck Up
    1.6K 85 7

    Perry has been with OWCA since he was a baby, and he has been at the top of his game since day one. If he had a dollar for every time someone called him OWCA's best agent, the Flynn-Fletchers would never have to work a day in their lives. Which is why he can't believe his ears when Major Monogram assigns him to Dr. He...

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  • Dumbldore X Snape
    1.1K 117 22

    A love story 😌 (This is going to be very cringe btw and shouldn't be taken seriously lol) ⚡️ TOP MARKS #8 in wacky

  • Squidward Saucy Night
    139K 1K 7

    Squidward×Sponge Bob May contain 18+ content but we will warn you at the beginning of the chapter. (Lol jk jk) To be honest it's just me and my friend's crazy, weird imagination don't take any of it seriously. Please. Edit: We were kidding when we said 18+ content

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