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Skulduggery Pleasant Spoof: China's Little Tantrum
Remember this line (from China) in Mortal Coil? "It means that I have not heard a single rumor about him in twenty years, and the fact that he is here and I didn't know about it causes me no small amount of alarm and drives me to unimaginable fury. I am, however, hiding it well. You are SURE he is here?" Well this is...
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Dead Men Tell No Tales (Skulduggery Pleasant)
'Fratres in armis. Lorem ipsum stare usque in finem.' Brothers in arms. We will stand until the end. From the world of Skulduggery Pleasant comes a collection of short stories from the days of the Dead Men. Fight alongside the seven as they battle werewolves, mermaids and monsters of all kinds... Until their last sta...
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Skulduggery Pleasant Spoof: The Holiday
Ths is what happens when China, Fletcher, Valkyrie, Ghastly, Tanith and Sklduggery decide to go to Hawaii for a vacation. Things don't exactly go the way they planned. Please vote and comment if you likie!!!!! ;P
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Skulduggery Pleasant Spoof: What is wrong with Valkyrie?
What happens when Valkyrie becomes stupid? What will Skulduggery do to stop Valkyrie from killing his head? What will Valkyrie do to Kenspeckle? Read to find out. If you like it, please write a review and vote it!
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Awesome Quotes, Comebacks, and Insults!
Love quotes? You have come to the right place my friend. Like a lot of readers/nerds/internet addicts I am in love with some of the quotes I find from places like TV shows, books, bands, inspirational famous people, and the like. You'll find some insults and comebacks floating around in here too somewhere, which I g...
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Skulduggery Pleasant Spoof: 101 Ways to Tick Off/ Annoy Valkyrie Cain
These are 101 different ways on how to annoy/tick of Valkyrie Cain. (Just don't let Tanith Low get ahold of this story). Please post a coment if you like this story!
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[ON HOLD] 36 Students in a Classroom
Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out t...
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Skulduggery Pleasant Spoof: Toothpaste
This iis what happens when Valkyrie decides Skulduggery's teeth need a little bit of cleaning. Please fan and write a comment if you liked it!" ;p
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The Midnight Game - Skulduggery Pleasant Fanfiction
Without understanding why, Valkyrie and the three remaining Dead Men find themselves trapped in an old, abandoned mansion, forced to play the Midnight Game. Three hours and thirty three minutes at first seems trivial - but it soon becomes clear that these will be the slowest hours any of them have ever experienced. Va...
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The Best Of Comebacks
❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.
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Headcanons? Headcanons
A way to express my distress over books through comedy, angst, and headcanons.
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FLOOD
*completed*The Jotun have been fighting amongst themselves for centuries. But now Valka, a young servant from the ice palace, is about to discover a new and terrible enemy has arisen. Note: FLOOD is a stand-alone book set in the Jotun world. It is not book 2 of the Frost series (that will be published by Patchwork Pre...
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Fangirl
BOOK 2 IS CALLED 'CARROT' CHECK THAT OUT TOOOOO!!!! If you copy this. I swear I will hunt you down and shove a cactus up your @ss. Enjoy. :) If you copy that cover I will have your balls cut off. I have worked hard on the cover please don't copy if you do I will have no hesitation on reporting you. Creds to tumblr C...
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Fandom Short Stories
WARNING: Contains a lot of fandoms and feels. This is a sort of follow-up to Fandom Headcanons. Fandoms include (but not limited to): John Green books Harry Potter The Hunger Games Neil Gaiman books Stephen King books Game of Thrones / A Song of Ice and Fire Lord of the Rings Artemis Fowl Percy Jackson Doctor Who BBC'...
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Rhapsody
A shoebox collection of short fables, stories in verse, discontinued manuscripts, and other fluffy curio. Featured by Wattpad under "Short Story" from October 2013 to 2015.
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