Comebacks (funny comebacks & insults)

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A Second Chance [COMPLETED]

"Hands down one of the best books I've read on Wattpad! I absolutely love this story! ❤" - DilettanteAmateur Lennon opened her apartment door to find Kade standing on the other side. He wore a bored expression, his hands in his pockets. His whole appearance reeked of hard earned casualness. His dark brown hair was car...

I 'Effin Love You

Summer Day is a seventeen year old girl living in a small town who is tired of hearing her parents demand her to be like her perfect older sister, April. Her life changes, however, when she takes a subway ride in New York one summer. Jay Night is a seventeen year old boy living in a big city. His parents are filthy ri...

Along For the Ride

Along For The Ride is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. When Katelyn is forced to travel the US with her pop star brother and leave her soccer dream behind, she is furious - until she meets singer Zach Matthews... ...

Deadly Wings [IN EDITING]

"Don't move." His husky voice spoke below a whisper, my shoulders pressed against his muscular chest. I relaxed, feeling the small flutter of his wings as I reached out to stroke the long tempting feathers. His wings extended, slowly wrapping themselves around my body. "What are you doing?" I'd drop my arms to my sid...

Taming The Bitch

Meet Stella. Beautiful, rich and smart, a pampered daughter with royal blood. At an early age, she was arranged by her parents to marry Eros Petrakis - at the right time. As an obedient daughter, she agreed into this. But when she met Eros' cousin, Tristan Latsis, she had a change of mind. She fell in love with Trista...

A Minor Technicality [Completed] *Slowly Editing*

Blythe Conners was definitely in the wrong place at the wrong time. She was just a small town girl who had been taken by the shiny lights of New York City. She never expected to witness her boyfriend murdering someone, or to discover that even with a simple name like Michael Johnson, he was actually from a powerful cr...

Blue Eyed Bambi

"I fell in love with a boy who doesn't know how to love."

Mr. Bad Boy Saw Me Naked

COMPLETED The existence of grammatical errors, misplaced words etc. is exorbitant as the majority of the book had been written when I was 13. Read at your own risk. - - - "He was standing there in all his glory while I was standing here in all my ...nakedness..." The sentence that you have just read could exactly desc...

Vegan Yums

A short vegan cookbook I created for my Senior Project.

Kendall & Me [discontinued]

When Isabel Shaw was six years old her twin sister, Kendall, died. It took a long time but Isabel finally moved on-lived her life. That is until ten years later when Kendall decides to magically reappear in Isabel's bedroom as though she never left, asking for Isabel's help. Isabel never thought that she would see h...

Blood Drive

Natalie needed the money for her deathly sick sister and they had it ready... all she had to do what give up her blood. Easy transition in a Blood Drive but not when your bloodline is unique. It caused her to fall straight into the hands of Orlando Azrail himself.

A Vampire's Charm

One of his hands slides underneath my dress and between my thighs, trying to separate them. I press them together harder, and see his facial expression-It was dark, he was clearly getting aggravated at my defiance. His fingernails start digging into my flesh, as I let out a weak sob. My voice seemed to have left me as...

Jerks Care?

Lucy's life is awful, she has two abusive parents, and can't find a way out. Until one day the abuse gets so bad she is taken to the hospital. In the hospital her life takes a turn for the better when her doctor that was flown in to treat her offers for her the opportunity to live with him since her parents are both i...

Jake the Panty-Ripper (Book 1, the Phantoms MC Series)

LIMITED TIME: Read this STEAMY Story and Earn FREE Bonus Coins From Dec 16- 22, read for at least 60 minutes and enter to win up to 120 Coins (5000 Winners) Maya, an innocent nurse, finds herself forced to accept protection from the Phantoms motorcycle gang, specifically the dangerous, irresistible biker, Jake Ford. ...

It happened accidently and now he loves me!

Emma was adopted by Lisa at a young age. Her profound beauty is the only thing she has been thought to inherited from her parents. Hiding from the world, for fear of hate, she wears a disguise to hide her beauty, as advised by her former love. After meeting Trey in an accidental Rape'n'Run situation, will she find tru...

Alexander

Isabelle Montgomery isn't too pleased when her mother and her new step dad, Steve, decide to move to his hometown, Lykos Falls, a dainty little town God knows where in Washington. But Lykos Falls isn't what she expected it to be. This town has a secret, one they're to willing to share with her; the whole town's popul...

The Divorce

"Quick, kiss me." I choked on my baguette as I looked up at my boss, his intense grey eyes burning into me as my jaw fell open with a mouthful of chocolate baguette. "What?" I snapped, was it just me or did my boss suddenly lose his mind? One minute he was talking about rescheduling the meeting booked at two and then...

Sugar Rush

Bethany Hamilton's universe revolves around sugar, dogs, and her nephew Liam. But when she plays babysitter slash mother for a while, she meets the young and handsome Blake Greene. Will her world still orbit around sweet crystals, man's best friend, and to only one boy afterwards? More importantly, would she let hers...

The Spawns

The Spawns are back in town. With Cole and Jayden freshly out of their first year of University, Lilibeth in vacation for the summer and Maika finally out of her boarding school, mischief is on the horizon. But their summer takes an unexpected turn when Dakota Taylor, Cole's cousin, arrives. She's just as crazy as the...

Float

It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE! With a bestselling book by WWBG, a captivating Webcomic on Webtoon, and a film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios, you can read, scroll, or watch - there's an experience for everyone to dive into Waverly and Blake's journey. ...

Touch (Will not be completed on Wattpad)

Leah's dreams of a happy forever with her boyfriend come crashing down when he leaves her to pursue his education far away from the school she just committed to. She is still holding on to hope that he will realize his big mistake. She may have a broken heart, but she still believes in love and forever. Noah has spe...

Mr. Bad Boy Saved Me

I watched Reese lips move as he read out the contents of the letter, then I watched everyone's faces as they took in the words that were coming off the paper. As I looked around the small group, I realized that these were the people that I had no choice but to depend on for awhile, and one of them was going to get hur...

The President's Daughter

"Watch where you’re going nerd!" Someone said knocking me down, while sending my books flying. I let out a sigh as I crouched down, collecting my books from the floor. Once I got up I saw the person who called me nerd a few seconds ago was standing in front of me wearing a smug expression. "What's wrong nerd? Cat got...

Rooming With Ash

[This is an extended sample of a now published book. See inside for more details] ~ "I know you have to get back soon, but there's just something that I want to try first," he breathed. As his eyelids lowered, I let mine do the same, focusing on nothing but my heartbeat and his hands around my waist as I felt his lips...

My Alpha Mate

Charlotte

After a steamy night of passion with a stranger, Lesra is finally ready to throw away her old carefree habits to become a surrogate to a couple who cannot conceive. But what happens when the same stranger she slept with is the father of the surrogate baby she will be carrying? Tensions will run high in this story of l...

Growing up (MWL's sequel)✔️

"I want to grow up" Did you say it when you were a kid? I know I did. Have you regretted growing up at some point in your life? Have you wished you could be a careless child once again? I know you have. Everyone has. The more you grow the bigger the challenges, the obstacles, the pain. Life gets serious. You get seri...

Undercover Lover

Eleanor Reid is a twenty year old girl with a very important job, seducing criminals to get them to confess. When Ellie is assigned the case of multi-millionaire Calvin Waterstone, she takes her time in getting him to confess, but when she finds out the truth, will she want to leave him? Falling in love with a crimina...

Geeky Crush

Screaming as I ran, I opened two large doors that lead me to a conference looking room. It was filled with people, important looking people but, that's not what caught my eye. It was the fact that blake was in a suit and tie that made me stop breathing. Maybe it was also the fact that I was soaking wet and only in a t...