Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
***Highest #101 in humor(03/03/17)*** *** #1 in cliches (19 june'18)*** Who doesn't love a cliche? Me. Thus, this entire book will be about those damn cliches you see floating around a sea of wattpad books:) *intensifies* ~Includes~ -cringey mc types -cliche rants -pet peeves of mine -opinions -sarcastic author -the i...
Hadley Jamison doesn't know what to think when she hears that her classmate, Archer Morales, committed suicide. She didn't exactly know him, but that doesn't stop her from feeling like there was something she could have done to help him. So to Hadley's surprise, on the very night of Archer's funeral, she has a r...
A long, long list of the cliches of wattpad...basically what the title says
The best quotes from the best books. I own neither quotes nor books covered here. All rights, of course, go to the respective authors. Please do not fight in the comment section under any circumstances. If you see an opinion you dislike, or even one that you find extremely unacceptable, just move on. If you insist on...
There was once an oppressed member of the proletariat who’d become so sick of his miserable life that he wanted to die. Until he was granted three wishes. But as so often happens in fairy tales, things don’t go entirely to plan . . .
COMPLETED | "Make me feel like I am breathing, feel like I am human."
catfish : someone who pretends to be someone they're not on the internet • all images/gifs are from tumblr, they are NOT mine unless i say so!!!! • you can check out some translations in my "catfish translations" reading list :-) • (highest rank: #1 in fanfiction) (@emcartwright took the picture I used as the cover so...
"I don't want your body but I hate to think about you with somebody else." Literally based off my favorite song from the latest 1975 album.
in which kylie likes to read and ashton likes kylie. all rights reserved. © copyright 2014 | malin anna
# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]
"I wish I could've made you stay, and I'm the only one to blame" It was his fault she left. He was never the one trying in their relationship. Now he'll show her what she really meant to him. ~Book 4 in the 5sos song series ~ These books can be read in any order.
"Kids, I'm going to tell you a story. The story of How I Met Your Mother." Rankings: Humour: #915 [29.4.2014] - #488 [30.4.2014] - #402 [1.5.2014] - #288 [11.5.2014] - #283 [13.6.2014] FanFiction: #726 [30.4.2014] - #583 [1.5.2014] - #355 [11.5.2014] - #330 [13.6.2014] Cover by: @-mmxii
in which there's a blizzard and aaran has no choice but to stay with her neighbor until it blows over. #seasonalfdc starts: 10/01/16 ends: 10/05/16
"Don't sit next to me." "Why not?" "I'm ugly." "Nice to meet you ugly, I'm blind."
In which a boy and a girl bond over some pizza Rankings: Short Story: #75 [8.5.2014] - #64 [13.5.2014] - #60 [15.5.2014] - #46 [15.5.2014] - #36 [4.6.2014] - #35 [5.6.2014] - #28 [6.6.2014] - #26 [7/6/2014] - #23 [8.6.2014] Humour: #200 [8.5.2014] - #188 [11.5.2014] - #180 [13.5.2014] - #170 [15.5.2014] - #159 [15.5...
when michael clifford made the deal with crowley, he had no idea what he was getting himself into.
Third wheeling can be the most frustrating thing any single person could go through. If you've experienced it, you know the struggle of it. If you haven't experienced it, well, you're bound to in the future. So let Michael Clifford, the epitome of a third wheeler, help you embrace your identity by showing you his clev...
WARNING: this story will cause a lot of emotional pain [as I have been told] and i highly recommend you grabbing a box of tissues prior to continuing with this short story. Seriously though, I've said sorry so many times to people who have commented saying that this had made them cry, so I apologize now for any tearfu...
"I'm a goner, Somebody catch my breath, I want to be known by you." In which a boy and a girl meet at the most unlikely of places: the top of a building, both ready to end it. Who talks who down and who jumps? [SHORT STORY][COMPLETE][In Love and Death Series] [1st place winner in the Waste the Night Awards for Best Mi...
"Dreaming demons while you sleep, That make you stutter when you speak." In which a boy and a girl meet at a psychiatric hospital, where both are attending therapy sessions. One there for almost beating someone to death unknowingly and one there for being beaten. [SHORT STORY][COMPLETE][In Love and Death Series] [1st...
used to be named "Supergirl." - When Walt gets broken bones and glasses handed to him on a silver platter, because he didn't do an obnoxious jock's homework, he wonders if life would be better if he didn't exist at all. When Holly wanders the streets with a rib cage that's missing a joyful heart, because she is never...
