Hermitcraft Ship Oneshots

Hermitcraft-based oneshots for ships and romantic angst/fluff. Requests are being taken!

Hermit Multiverse Shenanigans! (Um... Yeah, It's Oneshots-)

Behold ~Hermit multiverse shenanigans~

JSchlatt breaks into your house and steals your toilet paper

I wrote this at 3AM lol

[UP FOR ADOPTION] Ghostbur the Drug Dealer Au

The blue is drugs, and so Ghostbur is a drug dealer and no one from the smp knows about it.

Ted Nivison x Purple Guy

THIS IS A JOKE

Somewhere To Run To || Lunch Club AU

In which Ted Nivison tries to survive the apocalypse, with superpowers. --- "In this situation, solitude was safer, of course. Less of a chance of suddenly getting attacked by an elemental monster. Other people were dangerous, Ted knew, so he did his best to stay away from them. But here's the catch: it was incredibly...

Saved By Them (Darkiplier X Antisepticeye X Child Reader) *COMPLETED*

*COMPLETED* All Dark and Anti do is bicker and fight with each other recently. One night Dark can't take it anymore and storms out of the house looking for some easy prey. He stumbles upon a man killing his wife then trying to kill his young daughter y/n. Dark bursts in saves y/n, and kills the man or so he thinks... ...

Early Revival

What if Ghostbur tried to get revived a third time after Phil, Eret, Tubbo, and Ranboo got Totems of undieing?

Adopted By Ipliers - Ipliers x Child!Reader

I'm sorry for the unoriginal first chapter... You are a four year old, adopted by the alter-egos of Markiplier. PLEASE NOTE THAT MARK IS NOT THE MAIN IPLIER IN THIS! {THANK YOU FOR 20K!}

Septiceye/Iplier/Sides One-Shots

*REQUESTS OPEN* •Markiplier & egos •Jacksepticeye & egos •Thomas Sanders & Sander Sides I don't do any real life ships WARNING: Some blood, gore, angst, and fluff- *no lemons or smut* ((All character rights belong to Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, and Thomas Sanders. I do not own characters they have specifically trademar...

Solo & Stupid [AntiAverage]

Both Anti and Chase have fallen into depression. When someone goes on a demonic killing spree, the blame is put on the only possible culprit, Anti. They want to put him on death row for the chaos and arson he'd been previously charged with. None of the egos really want to get into a court case. Until Chase and Dark sh...

Married to a criminal ~Danti

Dark gets married to Anti and has a child named darkney. But little does dark know anti is a criminal and goes out every night and kills people. But One day he got arrested and now dark has to raise Darkney on his own.(If you don't know who darkney is then read my first book then you'll find everything about her) Enjo...

Mind broken (Cross Over Fic)

The egos find themselves in a strange world and interesting new people called the "Dream smp", as the egos are introducing each other to the dream smp members Anti and Dream fight to see who's more powerful. !TW! mentions of manipulation, panic attack, blood, yelling, puppeteering of others and lots of harming of oth...

darkstache and dilliam oneshot

REQUESTS ARE OPEN- This is my first book so please Don't hate it there might be some miss spelling. Darkstache and dilliam only! ❤️ Damien x william Dark x wilford Dark x damien(I know its weird but hey) Wilford x damien

DID YOU MISS ME?

"Breaking news: Cult leader Daniel Kraakman escaped from the high security prison chsp! Be on the lookout for this man! If you have any information please call 911 asap!" They'll never find me. I won't go back to that prison. I have a job to fulfill. For Zeemug. (Takes place after S3) (WILL NOT CONTAIN DANVID, BUT WI...

Anti x child reader (Completed)

The soft side of Anti shines trough the darkness in a little childs life.

Baby Septics

"Dark! Dark, open the door! You guys have to help me with them!" I yelled, pounding at the door. "The famous 'Markiplier' can't even handle a few babies?!" Dark called back, clearly frustrated. "There's nine of them! And there's a ton of you! Please, I'm begging you, I'll do anything!" I said finally, frowning at my o...

Septiplier/Antiplier/AntiDark ~ You Aren't You

The night holds many dark things...especially in Ireland. Mark moved to Ireland to get away from America, to start new and build up his channel even more. But one night, after a harsh break up, he goes for a walk. A walk at twilight. But he meets someone he wishes he never did.

Eddsworld Memes ((COMPLETED))

Credit to the artists that made these Highest Rank(s): #42 in humor, #8 in eddsworld

chuckle sandwich - oneshots/imagines

chuckle sandwich is a podcast/YouTube channel with JSchlatt, (Charlie) Slmccl/Slimecicle and Ted Nivison. if requested, i may do other people (ex. people from the dsmp). for more details read the first page "🍄" :not finished (yet) slowly updating:

Eddsworld x Reader

Yey I'm making one of these have fun. Your Tom's sister. Thas all I'm giving away. Language warning cover your baby ears. For girls but dudes can read it too. This has a super satisfying ending if I do say so myself.

Chuckle Sandwich oneshots🧡

Honestly...I need more poly ships and chuckle sandwich stories so I'm writing this because I ship them. I will take requests, fluff, angst, smut, lemon, or "slice of life". Some things may trigger some people so I will put trigger warnings at the beginning of each chapter if there are any.

Future Eddsworld x Child reader

You are a young child whom is wandering the streets of Durdam Lane in England for only one reason, to SURVIVE. One day you are picked up by a strange man with a green hoodie and a black trench coat. After that, EVERYTHING changes. Read to find out more...

Cigarettes and Whiskey. || Chuckle Sandwich x Reader

1/3 Y/N's father is not a very clean man. His record isn't the most innocent, considering he's a gambler, a money launderer, an abuser, and a downright criminal. On different missions you keep bumping into a certain man, which you won't forget.

Eddsworld x Reader

Fanfiction for the Eddheads.

Iskall × Mumbo × Grian Related Oneshots (And Headcannons)

just a bunch of headcannons and storys for my current OT3. Comment any questions. i will answer them as well as write more headcannons. feel free to use any of them in your own storys. (ps yes i know that Oliver is Mumbo's actual name!) Cover art is mine!

Tord X Reader

Your Toms Twin. No eyes and everything. Your living in across the street from everyone. Also the End never happened, possibly never will? I don't know. Anyway, enjoy!

Hermits Incorrect Quotes

This is a book on my AUs shenanigans put into quotes. Some of them I've made myself, others I've gotten from a generator, and some I got from a generator and edited to make it longer or to fit the situation better. Hope you guys enjoy! Warnings: I don't own the cover, that was made by MaxxDoodles! Go check them out on...

Strawberry Milkshake (Suicidal AU)

⚠️Trigger Warning⚠️ Suicide attempts, strong language, mature content, descriptive scenes etc. Tord left the army long ago. He wandered around by himself, hating what he did. He only has his scarred hoodie, it's cold out. His arm is badly damaged from the incident, and he starts to get sick. One day Tord starts coughi...

The Hermitcraft Daycare AU

Tango had a little accident while testing his inators, and turned more than half of the hermit population to 3-5 year olds. The other hermits will have to work together to take care of the younger hermits till they can find a way of turning them back to adults again. Majority of this book is made out of fluff. There...