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  • Daddy Pig x Sans
    5.3K 94 7

    Daddy Pig's life so far is not going well. Peppa and George are acting unusual, while Daddy Pig looses his job, making Mommy Pig over-work. Mommy Pig buys Daddy Pig a new video game, Undertale, where he happens to meet quite a few new folk.

  • Bob Duncan and Donald Trump
    141K 5.5K 31

    this is trash idek why u would waste ur time reading this

  • Lord Farquaad x Reader
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    A monster they call him, Farquaad was at his lowest until one very special person entered his life, you.

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  • Nikocado Avocado x Ed Sheeran: SKINNY
    18.5K 243 7

    After their partners leave them, Nikocado and Ed fall in love with each other. Or whatever. I don't even know. (my friends found out about this lol um anyways)

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  • That Vegan Teacher X Reader
    31K 432 8

    you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

  • Fifty shades of bread
    28.9K 996 13

    Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

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  • Bob Duncan x Carl Azuz
    25.5K 234 15

    This is a sexy smut nothing is BETTER THAN ThIS PIECE OF SHIT! whoever kicked me off of first place for carl azuz congrats but i wanna slap you with my fist and lips

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  • You Were My Last Text (Jacob Sartorious x Donald Trump)
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    -cover by me- Jacob Sartorius is a musical.ly star and a singer. Donald Trump is the president of the United States and has a burning passion of building walls. Are they made for each other? (the answer is yes) fifth harmony and camila are also main characters in this story.

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  • Elmo X Kermit
    26.6K 681 28

    A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why...

  • Elmo x Reader
    52.9K 615 6

    A story about you and Elmo in love. I made this as a joke. #4 in Elmo on 02/08/2021 #1 in Elmoxreader on 13/06/2021

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  • 🥵🥵🥵 VECTOR
    21.1K 499 34

    if you want something to read on a discord call then go to the last chapter thank me later

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  • 🍋mr.clean x reader lemon🍋
    17.7K 217 3

    this is my 1st story so plz do not judge my kinkyness like my 3 other tomato friends they told me not to write this story on our account but I didn't listen they told me to write it on my account but swallow/suck it p.s sorry for the grammar error✌

  • Biden x Trump
    62.3K 631 5

    Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔

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  • It Started With A Piece Of Chicken
    7K 102 6

    Colonel Sanders and Mr. Clean have fallen in love, it was always apparent things were perfect. That was until Ronald McDonald wanted to ruin their relationship...

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  • mr clean erotica
    14.9K 104 4

    need i say more?

  • Garlic bread x reader
    45.6K 1.2K 7

    basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

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  • Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)
    58.6K 1.1K 11

    About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

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  • Why Megamind Is An UwU Boy
    20.2K 482 10

    These are the many reasons that I believe megamind could be considered an UwU boy.

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  • kool-aid Man X Gordan Ramsay
    72.7K 1.1K 11

    Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (。•̀ᴗ-)✧

  • Kermit x reader
    41.2K 939 37

    hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

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  • ~Muscular Elmo x reader~
    26.5K 731 21

    An extraordinary tale

  • Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver)
    36.8K 674 13

    !! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

  • Flightsuit Vector X reader
    20.5K 600 13

    Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair...

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  • Trump X Obama
    19.5K 240 10

    It's hot. So very hot.

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  • Danny Devito X Peppa pig X reader
    75.8K 785 5

    Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

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  • ed sheerans meaty penis
    27.8K 303 14

    y/n and ed go out to the forest.

  • Grass x Reader
    6.9K 166 6

    Literally the title of the story

  • Table x reader
    39.5K 862 6

    (Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

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  • Tutorial of how to poop
    204K 3.6K 14

    This tutorial will tell you something awsome and intresting you will enjoy of this adventure in the bathroom

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  • numbers x alphabet
    5.6K 111 10

    Smut about sexy numbers jingle bell rock 💋👼