Tagalog Jokes

a compilations of funny jokes circulating in the internet..

The XL Beauty (PUBLISHED)

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Don't Make The Bad Boy Mad

Allison's almost perfect life flips the moment she married the popular model, Reid Marquez. Determined to make his life as miserable as hers, she comes up with a plan to make him fall to the deepest pits of hell. Can Allison succeed in bringing the bad boy down--or will it be the other way around? *** Still heartbroke...

She's the Gangster's Bitch - AWESOMELY COMPLETED

So, you're THE GANGSTER???! Well I'm THE BITCH! I DARE YOU, to fall in love with me.... Ang storyang ito ay RATED SPG.. Punong-puno ng kasalanan, karahasan, kalaswaan at higit sa lahat, KAGANDAHAN.. Hohoho! :) ---Watch the TEASER sa side :) For more infos and updates, follow us on facebook... Page: https://www.faceboo...

Always Been You. [COMPLETE]

*Not Suitable for 13yrs old and below readers.* First love never fades. Yan ang lagi kong naririnig. Kasabihan na pinaniwalaan ng lahat at isa na ko doon. Ayos na sana ang lahat pero sinaktan niya ko. He is my first love and yet my first heart break.

My Fiancé Since Birth(Completed)A published book under LIB/Pastrybug

Van o Vincent? Hindi malaman ni Alex kung sino sa dalawa ang kanyang pipiliin. Si Van na fiance nya mula nang isilang sya o si Vincent na kanyang master na ubod nang suplado . Si Van na alam nyang mahal sya o si Vincent na itinitibok nga ng kanyang puso ngunit alam nyang masasaktan lang sya dahil may fian...

Fucking My Childhood Friend (SPG)

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His Innocent Buddy (Published Under PSICOM)

[COMPLETED] He's Hero Jun Montesilva. Do you want to play his game? -TSG Series #1

The LOVE DEAL

Being noticed by Lawrence is Abigail's lifelong dream. But when chance turns her dream into reality, she realizes that being with him isn't how she pictured it would be. Will a love deal be enough for Abigail to turn the tables around and open up Lawrence's heart? *** Abigail Salvador has been smitten with Lawrence Ma...

My Devil Husband

She thought arranged marriages are just for Chinese. Pero nagkamali siya nang siya mismo ang ipinagkasundo ng sariling pamilya sa nag-iisang apong lalaki ng kaibigan ng Lolo niya. Ngunit hindi naging madali ang lahat dahil ang lalaking pakakasalan niya ay isang mayabang, arogante at masama ang ugali na walang ibang gi...

Cinderella is Married To A Gangster! (Complete)

[COMPLETE] (Currently Editing) Sino nga ba si Cinderella? Ang pagkakaalam ko kasi sya yung babaeng palaging inaapi ng kanyang Evil Stepmother at Evil Stepsisters, pero kahit na ganun, nagkaroon naman sya ng happily ever kasama ang kanyang prince charming. Pero paano kung hindi naman pala 'and they live happily ev...

Coz You Are The One (Complete Romantic Comedy Story)

Nicole Mae Gonzales, a high school student who has a secret crush on Timothy Sanchez, the smart campus heartthrob for three long years. What will happen if Jasper Sanchez, the bad boy transferee comes in their way? Will the feelings of Nicole to Timothy still be the same? Let's find out as these three redefine what te...

My Suicidal Bride (COMPLETED)

Simpleng tao lang si Bryan, isang masayahin at happy-go-lucky guy na nagtatrabaho sa isang sikat na flowershop sa Marikina. Okay na sana ang takbo ng buhay niya. Trabaho... Pamilya tapos trabaho ulit. Paikot-ikot lang. Hanggang sa magbago ang lahat, nang makilala niya ang babaeng nagpawindang sa puso niya. Ang babae...

Garnet Academy: School of Elites

(Academy Series #1) The Gonzalez heir, Kairon, was sent to Garnet Academy to ensure his safety against the suspected hierarchy war. Appointed as the Commander of the student body, he got the privileges and people fearing him... Except her. Except Paige from Casa Aeris.

Ang Probinsyanang Pasaway (Sample Only)

Si Hyerin Aliamieh Olivar. Isang dalagang laki sa probinsya at galing sa pampublikong paaralan. Pasaway at lapitin ng gulo. Dahil sa ugali palaging nalilipat ng school hanggang sa maisipan ng mga magulang na ipadala siya sa syudad. Baka sakaling tumino naman kahit papano. Mapapadpad siya sa Yoji Academy. Isang prestih...

ANG NABUNTIS KONG PANGIT

*Highest Rank: #1* Si ANDY... guwapo pero hindi raw gago. SI YOLLY... pangit na binu-bully ng kapwa nila estudyante. ANG 'DI INAASAHAN, AY KAY YOLLY MAHAHANAP NI ANDY ANG ISANG MASAYANG KAIBIGAN. PERO ANO ANG MANGYAYARI KUNG BIGLANG MABUNTIS SI YOLLY? AT SI ANDY RAW ANG AMA? PAKTAY! ****‼️NO TO PLAGIARISM‼️****

His Sex Slave

Keith loves to play games. But, when will he stop playing with Miles' and his feelings?

Savage Billionaire's ONE NIGHT STAND

Yvette dela Merced wanted to use her beauty and charm to take back Cassiopeia, her aunt's ancestral house, from the owner of the Pratley, Inc. But she did not expect to make a mistake... causing her to spent an eventful night with none other than the Prince of Hell and Australia's richest finance magnate, Phoenix Arth...

Mr. Billionaire's Twins (COMPLETE)

Sabi nila pag broken hearted daw ang isang tao, ALAK lang daw ang solusyon dyan. Tama nga naman sila, pero panandalian nga lang mawawala yung SAKIT at PROBLEMA na dinadala mo. Tama naman ako diba? Isang gabii lang at kinabukas sasakit lang ang ULO MO dahil sa HANGOVER. Pero di ko akalain na sa ALAK din pala ako tata...

Conquerors of the New World ✓

VRMMORPG | TAGLISH | Unedited A Sci-fi/Fantasy Story ⋘ ───────── ∗ ⋅◈⋅ ∗ ───────── ⋙ The life of a gamer is perfectly ordinary. Eat, game, sleep and repeat. That's the life of Levina, the woman who never backs down, until one day, a mysterious phenomenon arises in their world, where reality and fantasy suddenly ove...

The Dark Princess

Available on Dreame! (Completed) Highest Rank Achieved: #1 Isang babaeng cold, emotionless at isang dark user, hindi marunong mkaramdam at magmahal dahil sa isang sumpa. Sumpang mahirap hanapan ng lunas. Sila ay pumasok sa Light Academy kasabay ng kaniyang kambal. Sila ay magaaral sa paaralan ng mga magic user na ini...

The Dark Secret (Book 2 of The Devils Hell University)

LIMITED TIME: Read now for a chance to win Coins! See full details in the newest chapter. Famous delinquent Demon Lewisham saw the love of his life Devi Parker die right before his eyes five years ago, but he still believes she's alive. When Demon is saved in a fire by a fearless woman who looks exactly like his lover...

Guardian Series 1: ALTHDOLFER [Completed]

He's a Nephillem, A guardian of heaven. He is named Althdolfer, for he was entitled to murder the King's daughter... For 17 years, sinusundan niya ito pero sa isang halik, lahat, nagbago. Althdolfer knew since that day, nahulog siya sa sariling patibong. His confusion will lead to destruction between guardians of he...

The Star

Ako si Stephanie Cruz (Park Shin Hye), ay kababata ng isang sikat na STAR na si Franz Roff, ang siyang magkukwento kung paano niya haharapin ang mga challenges sa buhay. Si Franz na mula pagkabata ay natutunan ko nang mahalin. "Hoy, Steph! Wag na wag kang makalapit pa ulit sa akin. Ayoko sa iyo! Ayokong crush mo ako."...

She Died

Ang She Died po ay ini-adapt bilang isang manga or comics, available po ang She Died manga sa bookstores nationwide. 150 pesos po ang Volume 1, tagalog pa rin ang language. Artist: Enjelicious For updates, please like my facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/haveyouseenthisgirlstories Thank you! STORY: a clichè sto...

I Met My VOICELESS JERK [FanFiction]

[LANGUAGE: TAGALOG + ENGLISH || "I Met A Jerk Whose Name is Seven" and "Voiceless" Fan-fiction] Ever wondered how Annika Marie Reyes found her Prince Charming? And have you ever wondered how Kevin Sy finally found his voice? A bit odd, isn't it? Who would have thought that their broken hearts mended each other's? ...

My Ex-boyfriend and I (New version: Lie About Love)

New story version: "Lie About Love" (Available on my Wattpad profile too)