Funny Texts

Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

Frozen 2 (Jelsa Fan-Fiction)

"I'm on a mission." Jack said. A mission to find the queen. Pitch had turn him into pure immortality. But with Queen Elsa by his side, he turns back to his own being, temporarily --an immortal. Elsa's trust in him is the only way to break the curse. But the fact that they happen to have different perspectives and bein...

Water Breather's.

Your addicted and nothing can stop you ,you go in and you don't know what happens next.

The Girl in White.

Why wear white when you could wear an orange jump suit of a black dress? Christa is about to be married to the most truthful man she know, or so she thought that until she found out her fiancé was cheating on her with her best friend. Things like this have been forgiven but will they be forgiven in Christa's life or n...

Survival

The Mayans were right.....almost. On the 23rd of December 2012, the Earth witnessed beautiful harmless meteor showers all round the planet. Beginning on the 25th of December, the world did end for the humans. The earth did not implode, the stars did not come crashing down, no giant tsunamis hit the coastlines nor did...

is it still a joke now?

The utter most inner thoughts and feelings of one who has but no other way to express them and therefore without a pen a paper she very much may spontaneously combust in an explosion of secrets bottled up for far far too long. : )

The New Doctor

THIS IS A CROSSOVER OF DOCTOR WHO AND HETALIA!!! After the 11th Doctor disappeared a new one has taken his place, but who is it? And why is America acting so weird lately? /P.S. Im new to Dr. Who so not everything will be exactly correct./

DeFrosted

Keeping cool during the heat of the summer, Jack Frost is content "chilling out" in the constantly snowy Ice mountains of northern Russia. A patch of land once known as Arendale over a thousand years ago. He stumbles upon a beautiful girl, unconscious and frozen in an icy tomb. Meanwhile, a thousand years prior, the c...

A Pirate and A Broken Princess (FNaF fanfic "Foxy")

//Trigger Warning\\ Jazmine or Jazzy, is a seventeen year old girl with cannible instinct. She ate raw meat once at school, and now she is known as a freak. She cuts her wrist, the reason why she wears long sleeve shirts. The neckline went around her shoulders, so she wore a tank top under neath. Jazzy has dark briwn...

A Pirate and A Broken Princess: Gold has returned (FNaF fanfic, book three)

First book: A Pirate and A Broken Princess Second book: A Pirate and A Broken Princess: The Ghost Princess Third book(last book): This one Golden Freddy has returned, trying to get revenge on Freddy and the crew. How does he do it? He hits Freddy where it matters, he kidnaps his love Krimson. Now, can they find Gold'...

A Pirate and A Broken Princess: The Princess Ghost (FNaF fanfic, book two)

Book two of "A Pirate and A Broken Princess". Jazmin or Jazzy dreams of herself dying. When she wakes, she finds it wasn't a dream. Two years after her death, Jazzy reunites with her one true love, Foxy. Will things still be the same,? Or will some deep dark secrets appear, causing the two love birds to split? Read...

Magic is forbidden

A story about a dragon rider who goes to Camelot. And performs magic in front of Arthur. Will he be executed?