This a book of funny jokes, texts and quotes that my friends have told me and I just wanted to put them in a book so comment and vote for your favorite ones and if you have any jokes, texts or quotes you want me to put in the book PM me, enjoy
He was always blacking out, always confused, losing control of his actions. And when he did, he would have no memory of it. What he didn't know was that there was a monster inside him, a monster that he couldn't control. Once it took over, not a single human being was safe. Nobody was ever going to be safe around him...
These arent the kinda poems where people are gonna find answers to their problems. These are my questions.
This book is... different. All who read question life and its surroundings. Everyone who passes by will go on with the same mind process of how the world works as they have always had. This story-- These thoughts may make you question whats right and whats wrong. May make you actual think about the phenomenon we call...
Love. A four letter word that seems so simple, yet is as complicated as a box full of Christmas lights. Make that 10 boxes. 18 year old Lydia Johnson has had a good life...or at least she used to. Until the accident that took the lives of both her parents. Since that day, nothing about Lydia's life has been simp...
IN DEVELOPMENT SONY TELEVISION PICTURES & KOMIXX ENTERTAINMENT (The Kissing Booth) 2014 Watty Award Winner, Selected by @PPZmovie for the Best Female Horror Stories, and Selected by @TheReturned for the Best of Horror! Kidnapped, blindfolded, and thrown in the trunk of a car, Abriana Vega's date with Easto...
These are some short scary stories. I made some of them up btw. Hope you enjoy! ☺ (ALL STORIES ARE NOT MINE, I MADE UP A FEW)
Note: The OLD version of Simon Says is NO longer available. New version can be found here - https://www.wattpad.com/story/191413388-simon-says
Ryan is cursed and Brendon is adorable. Others are featured and weirds things happen. (inspired by the anime and manga, 'Fruits Basket') **CONTAINS SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS FROM RE-READERS! if you're a new reader, don't look at the comments!! ***unedited and p bad read at ur own discretion
Fiona Harper is an angel in nearly everyone's eyes. But there is more to this good girl; she'd rather ditch class than stay up all night to finish a project. She'd rather be at a party than in her room studying, but her parent's would never approve of that. Unless, of course, they didn't know. When she's given the opp...
Friend: Cassie? Me: *happily eating an apple pie* mmh? Friend: *whimpers but cannot take it. starts to cry* Im inlove with this guy, but he doesn't love me back. *sobs* What should I do? Me: *drops off the pie and pushes her to outer space* YOU'RE BETTER OFF without him, you dimwit!! Now hurry up and find another b...
A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
All kind of random poems. Happy, funny, sad, tributes, dark, bright, powerful... I hope you find something you can relate in here!
When a famous plastic surgeon's decomposed body surfaces in Tampa Bay with a bullet in its head, Federal Judge Willa Carson's "little sister" is caught in a high-stakes game of greedy lawyers, blackmail and deceit. Fiercely independent Carly is the number one suspect. When Carly asks Willa for due justice, Willa has e...
Table of Contents Free Verse: Gypsy Acrostic-Etheree-Reverse Etheree: Tenderness Pantoum: Mystic Waters Conceit: He's Like a Shawl Haibun: Diamond Moon Refrain: Lushness so Lusted Haiku Trilogy: Hunters Anaphor: Out of the Rain Aliliteration: Savage Seasons Dectine Refrain: The Moon as Muse
s*t*a*r*s is the continuing story of the women of J*A*D*E*S - the five daughters meet for the first time under the guise of going to school - do they have their mother's powers? Or are they normal teens? Or do they harbor more secrets than their parents ever did?
The story of Lee Everett, a convicted criminal, who has been given a second chance at life in a world devastated by the undead. With corpses returning to life and survivors stopping at nothing to maintain their own safety, protecting a little girl named Clementine may offer him redemption in a world gone to hell.
Blindfold me then ask me what's the first beautiful vision that comes to mind and I guarantee your name would roll off of my langue with the greatest of ease. When I think of you, my mind can't stop racing from the endless possibilities of you and I embracing one another, in each other's company....together. Even t...
The Mafia, ran by the Mafia King Vinny Klitsir and his right had Ultra Carter, he's more so of a brother to Vinny. This is not about them though, but their past troubles may come to haunt their children. Orion Klitsir, the Mafia Prince. Known around his territory, school and farther then imagined. He's kind of known...
This is my journey into the dark recesses of my mind. This is me, bared. There are also some pieces about people that have stolen a piece of my heart, and my view of a world which I don't seem to like very much anymore.
Harrison Kringe loses more than his wife when she suddenly dies after giving birth; he loses his mind. He blames his newborn baby girl for his devastating loss. She will pay the price for his insanity. Taught from birth to know only unimaginable horror, Harrison creates a monster. Can he control his creation, or will...
thoughts into words, words into scribbles. copyright © 2014 quixotical [poetry #439/ random #902]
"The Picture of Dorian Gray" tells of a young man named Dorian Gray, the subject of a painting by artist Basil Hallward. Basil is impressed by Dorian's beauty and becomes infatuated with him, believing his beauty is responsible for a new mode in his art. Dorian meets Lord Henry Wotton, a friend of Basil's, and becomes...
