Comedy Texting

Jokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!

The Troubled Twin (Book One of The Twin Series) (EDITING IN PROGRESS)

Hello random reader. You may or may not know me. I'm Megan Payne, Liam's badass twin sister. I've been getting into some trouble lately so now I have to stay with Liam, who I despise, and his four idiot friends for the summer. This is going to be so exciting (please note the heavy amount of sarcasm)!

Payne in the Ass

three girls. five guys. bad jokes. one awful parody. "I seriously could not put this book down." -A person whose hands were glued to this book, even though it's impossible considering this is virtual. "The best wattpad story I've ever read!" -Somebody who just learned how to read and has only read one wattpad story in...

Bite Me Kitten | ✔️

"Don't underestimate me, Hunter." I gulp, trying to sound unaffected by our close proximity. His lips are inches away from mine when he whispers with a smirk "Bite me, Kitten." ----------------------- "When a boy with anger issues meets a girl with even bigger anger issues..." Scarlet has been through quite a bit, b...

The Alpha's Queen ✔ (Available on Radish)

**SAMPLE ONLY** Previously known as His Queen. Highest ranking : #1 in Werewolf (26/12/2015) Note : Please refer inside for the full summary. ❝Every king needs his queen.❞ Every pack has its own tradition. For the Golden Moon pack, it is no different either. Every year, every unmated male werewolf would travel around...

How it all happened (on hold)

Brooklyn fox was a normal girl. She wasn't a nerd, she wasn't popular and she sure wasn't bad. She got good grades, went to a few party's here and there and had amazing friends since they were young. Kyle lachowski was the bad boy. He skipped school, went to a bunch of party's almost every night and was the schools b...

Troublemaker // Matthew Espinosa

a daring risk taker and a troublemaker

I'm your mate? and Your a Werewolf?

The Bad Boy's Girl

Disclaimer: A very non-classy humor infused werewolf story. No seriously, the only reason its up and running is for sh!ts and giggles. If you want something slightly more sophisticated, feel welcomed to read my other books. ❇ Imagine this. You are at school everything is peachy fine. You are minding your own business...

The Boy In the Basement (Completed)

Bailey Davis has been dragged into babysitting three little troublemakers every Friday for the rest of the year by none other than her mother. But what she soon discovers is not only will she be spending lots of down time with the kids, but another royal pain that happens to live right down the stairs... Who is that...

The Gang Leaders

"Make me some eggs. Im starving" I beg him. This as*hole here doesn't want to feed me. "You know baby doll, I have another pair of eggs that you can eat" He winked at me while I blushed. "I changed my mind" I said. Im going to get you back, pretty boy. Im going to make you regret got not feeding a crazy ass teenager...

Tender Conversations | ✓

When one puts love into something, it means a whole fucking lot. [complete]

Forever (Peter Pan OUAT)

Elena Mills was nothing even close to special compared to her heroic family. A family full of heroes like her grandmother Emma the savior, her grandfather Robin Hood, her father Henry the author, and even her grandmother Regina who was once the Evil Queen was now a hero. They had all done something that had made other...

Mine

"Why are you ignoring me?" Pan says becoming agitated. I slowly turn around and look him in his forest green eyes and give him a blank expression and say, "I want to go home." "This is your home, love, you had nothing to live for back where you came from remember?" he says dangerously calm and keeps walking toward me...

Bad Boy's Game

He lit his cigarette, I lit nothing. He drank alcohol, I drank water. He smirked, I smiled. He didn't love me, I didn't love him. He and I together wouldn't last a day. And then the game started... He said he found me intriguing, unique, and interesting because I didn'...

Living With The Bad Boy

Bronte Davis is Worthington High's sweetheart. With a charismatic and loveable personality and a drive to help anyone and everyone, it's easy to understand just why everyone loves her. That is, everyone except Blake Parker; the school's rude and arrogant bad boy. But even that's not hard to understand why. While Blake...

The Mischievous Mrs. Maxfield

***The wrong girl is sometimes The Right One.*** Charlotte Samuels thought she'd be stuck waiting tables at Marlow's until all her debts are paid off-in about ten thousand years or so. She definitely didn't expect a marriage proposal from the arrogant Brandon Maxfield who was blackmailed by his father to make her h...

Caged • Robbie Kay/Peter Pan •

"Because you've forgotten what it's like to actually feel something." I whispered. Peter's expression softened and the only sounds between us were the steady unsynchronized breaths falling from our lips. He swallowed, the closeness of our bodies making my heart beat faster and adrenaline course through me. The feeli...

My Lost Girl ☆Peter Pan (OUAT) Fanfiction☆

Isabella Phillips is an orphan of the 1800s she is 16 years old with brown hair and hazel eyes, she had lost both her parents to the plague and was sent to live in an orphanage where she is bullied and beaten up everyday by boys and girls. One day a new girl named Alexis comes to the orphanage and become friends then...

Falling For Pan

Acelina (Ace) wakes up to the sound of her brother's footsteps leaving their room. Curious to why, she follows him and most of the other village boys at from their homes. When she sees their destination, she understands everything. Peter Pan stood at a fire playing a flute she could not hear the notes to. Trying to bl...

Believe in neverland (OUAT peter pan fanfic)

So this is how my life is supposed to be. I always wondered what it would be like to meet Pan and now I know. he's heartless, deceptive, demanding, irritating but yet I still find something about him attractive. URGH! why me? A class is taken from school by Pans shadow and they find themselves face to face with the bo...

Remember the Rules

Uriel doesn't know where she is. Or who she is. All she remembers is her name and two yellow eyes with a deep voice. All she has is a dagger and a small brown notebook with rules about weird things. Things called "Dreamshade" and places called "Neverland." All she knows is that she should follow the rules, or she will...

No more Good Girl (badboy goodgirl) UNDER MAJOR EDITING!

WARNING: THIS BOOK HAS NOT BEEN EDITED. THIS BOOK IS CONFUSING IN THE BEGINNING BUT IT GRADUALLY GETS BETTER. I WARNED YOU. ~ "We're going to be your teachers." Macy said. "For what?" I asked. "To be popular bad asses," Simone said. "No more good girl for you." ~ Naomi Hensley, she was the girl nobody noticed and ass...

Whoa Baby

Paisley Devoncourt is your typical sweetheart of the family that every parent is proud of. Smart, caring, responsible, and reliable. With her life set and planned she doesn't expect that life could change on her at any moment; all because of one, sympathetic and vulnerable night. Of course, the boy that helps her chan...

Forced to have the Player's Kid (Book One of The Great Age Plague Series)

COMPLETED During the year 2032 a plague hit the world, decimating the adult population. The few survivors now run the schools filled with an influx of orphans. Unfortunately, the populations are dwindling fast and soon human's may become extinct. That's when the Young Adult Baby Law was put into place-- a law forcing...

Breaking The BadBoy

A broken girl afraid of love finds a boy who doesn't know the meaning of love. A BadBoy and a Broken Girl. Love finds it's way into Brody and Marley-Rose's life but love was never easy

The Bad Boy's Possession

Kennedy doesn't like drama. She tries to stay away from it at all costs. She likes things simple and she doesn't like attention. Moving has a lot of negative things, but moving a month after school starts has even more. Kennedy doesn't think that it can go that bad. I mean the worst that can happen is getting interrog...

Janoskians Untold and Untrue Fan Fiction Contest

Win a ticket to the Janoskians: Untold and Untrue Premiere! 1. Submit a story about how you wish the Janoskians met on @Wattpad 2. Tweet at @awesomenesstv with a link to the story and #JanoskiansUntoldUntrue and #Contest 3. Most Creative Entry Wins!

I'm a Model that's Undercover as The School's Nerd

**You can currently find the beginning of the rewritten version on my profile here on Wattpad.** What would you do if you lived the life as Clover Thompson: the nerd during the school day and Lucky, the supermodel after school hours. She has been a model since she was 15 years old for all different types of company'...

The Bad Boy's Wishes (DISCONTINUED)

Ashley Donovan is a timid, yet strong headed seventeen year old girl, who is dealing with her father's death and a cheating boyfriend. Nick Branigan is the school bad boy, with a troubling past and a daunting future. When she gets caught up in an unlikely situation, they both meet. From there on after, her life will n...