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  • Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy
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    He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...

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  • Wattpad's Stupidest Stereotypes
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    Just a couple of things that I found just kept getting repeated throughout loads of stories. This isn't aimed at anybody in particular, just meant to be funny.

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  • Cliches of Wattpad
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    My awkward rants about the cliche books on Wattpad. (The title kind of says it all, but I don't like seeing a blank Description box) I hope you enjoy my apparent ability to make people laugh. Warning: these are my spur-of-the-moment thoughts. Some stuff may or may not come across as being extremely critical or harsh...

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  • How to Be Cliche (A Novel)
    5.8M 140K 47

    Cli·ché: a phrase or opinion that is overused and betrays a lack of original thought. Meet Pepper Ballard. Independent, single, and sarcastic as hell. Pepper fights her own battles with pride and is officially #done with clichés. Unshaven werewolves, pale vampires, flawless and talented female vampire hunters who inst...

  • Typical FanFic Moments
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    This is a book of Typical Fanfiction Moments. Come along on a journey where we dissect most books on Wattpad!

  • 500 Words in a Chapter
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    Let's face it. There are way more cliché books on this website than there are unique ones. Even the ones people say are unique tend to have some kind of cliché undertone. And then the ones that really are unique almost never ever get discovered. And it sucks. But for those of you who don't know your book is cliché, th...

  • 1001 Dumb Fanfic Moments
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    This is a big rant about things that annoy me with fanfictions. Yes, I am going to mange 1001. It will be in separate updates though. I don't want one part with 748383,383838,4838382 pages xD I'm begging you, please don't do these things! They're not good! Copyright 2012 All rights reserved @These5Boys Yes, I am cop...

  • Dumb Fanfic Moments
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    Showcasing all the dumb, so predictable its funny and plain ol' cliche moments, of every fanfiction ever written. **THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYBODY** *hi! its the author here, in 2016. please take in to consideration that i wrote this around 3 years ago. many of my opinions have very much stayed the same, but hope...

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  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 199K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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  • Those Fanfics...
    14.9K 1K 38

    Do you hate those stereotypical fanfics? Then add this book to your library!

  • ♔ Zodiac Signs ♔
    14.5M 720K 201

    |zodiac sign book ! | |daily posts ... | |tag your friends for me please ! | |leo myself ... | | cover made by Euphxnious, ty bb. |

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