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peppa pig

your new lord and savior

My Shizzle (Bill Nye x Miss Frizzle)

Tbh my otp ;)

Fifty shades of bread

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

Danny Devito X Peppa pig X reader

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

Bob Duncan x Carl Azuz

This is a sexy smut nothing is BETTER THAN ThIS PIECE OF SHIT! whoever kicked me off of first place for carl azuz congrats but i wanna slap you with my fist and lips

me and karen

my wife shot my toe off isnt that so cute uwu

~Muscular Elmo x reader~

An extraordinary tale

The fault in our Shrek

V sad.

Il barista (ereri)

Levi è uno studente universitario di 23 anni, è un ragazzo serio, intelligente, non molto alto, fisico ben allenato, occhi penetranti color ghiaccio e capelli corvini. Comune cliente dello "Spring bar". Lo frequenta spesso: ogni mattina prima di andare all'università per colazione prende il suo solito tè nero. Eren in...

peppa pig x dora

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to re...

Shrek x toothpaste! The sequel Lost In space!!

Shrek and toothpaste decided to get married but when they accidentally get into a rocket ship and are on Mars they are lost rip

Elmo X Kermit

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why...

/// KERMIT X DONALD TRUMP

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.