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  • Humans are Weird: Pandoraverse Anthology
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    An anthology series of Humans are weird stories from my Tumblr. As humanity makes its way through the galactic stage something else follows by its coattails. The various myths, legends, and supernatural entities of earth tag along with humanity's journey through the stars; giving the galactic community even more of a...

  • No Moon
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    Vree liked his humans. They were kind, clever, and tended to be adorable, in the way that a small, particularly spiny cub was adorable right before it bit you. Of course, small adorable cubs usually couldn't shapeshift or burst into flame whenever it suited them. Tusca hired a teenager on a whim, and a doctor because...

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  • The Good Ship Ulysses
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    Hello Human, this is Alpha and Omega speaking. We will document our discoveries of your strange little planet. A is Alpha, O is Omega, G is Gamma and D is Delta. *Read at your own discretion, we are not responsible for any resulting trauma. Some readers may find content disturbing.* For added confusion read alon...

  • humans are... weird and dangerous at the same time
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    unfortunately i lost my previous wattpad account because i forgot my password (AyerfNacet) so yeah, i just put youtube comments here from videos. it won't be surprising if someone gets bored of this eventually because i just throw ANY skit in here.

  • Galactic Affairs- Humans are space orcs from space Australia
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    Humanity is new to space only being able to leave our solar system with ftl drives for the past 120 years and in that time they encountered the Galactic Alliance. The alliance comprises of many races and planets all working together for a common goal, unity. The alliance are weary of Humanity as their technological de...

  • Golden Stars, Bleeding Hearts
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    It was a normal mission. Dismantling fighting rings was routine for M'staeng at this point. What was not normal was getting himself captured on one of those missions, but that was fine. H'kye killing him when she inevitably rescued him scared him more than anything the Homn'cli could do to him. It wouldn't be too bad...

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  • Empyrean Iris Story Collection Vol. 4
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    Part 4 of A growing collection of Humans are Space Orcs stories that details the adventures of Adam Vir, Sunny, Dr. Krill and other's in the Empyrean Iris Universe as they band together to fight the looming danger of the Void and its Legion.

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  • Empyrean Iris Story Collection Vol. 2
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    Part 2 of A growing collection of Humans are Space Orcs stories that details the adventures of Dr. Krill, Adam Vir, Sunny, and other crew members of the harbinger as they fight to explore deep space.

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  • Humans Are Space Orcs - Vol. 1
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    >Original HASO ficlets I write for fun. Hope you enjoy. >Cross-posted to Tumblr.

  • Humans are Weird
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    Just a bunch of random stories about humans meeting aliens and the aliens freaking out over things we do. Also for more stuff like this but better, go check out "Humans are space orcs", r/HFY and "Humans are space Australians" on Reddit and Tumblr.

  • Empyrean Iris Story Collection
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    A growing collection of Humans are Space Orcs stories that details the adventures of Dr. Krill, Adam Vir, Sunny, and other crew members of the harbinger as they fight to explore deep space.

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  • Humans are Confusing
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    Most movies portray aliens as the weird ones, but what if we were weirder? Every short chapter showcases 6 college students and their alien friends, as they demonstrate how odd humans actually are compared to what Mother Nature intended. So sit back, relax, and learn that caffeine is supposed to be poison :D Update: 2...

  • Empyrean Iris
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    No less than two years after humanity's acceptance into the Galactic Assembly and participation in the Drev War, most aliens have still never seen a human. Rumors run rampant about these strange, powerful predators, so much so that news of them has spread across the known universe. Krill, an alien surgeon statione...

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