Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE ON AMAZON AND BARNES&NOBLE! THIS IS A SAMPLE OF THE PUBLISHED BOOK. _____________________________ Livvie Jefferson is lame. If it weren't for the secret list of crazy things she'd like to do, she'd be less interesting than a piece of stale bread. Harvey Lockwell is a God. An unattainable G...
What happens when the Greek god of dreams grows tired of his job? Easy. He trains his replacement so he can finally quit. But on a routine dream inspection, Morpheus runs into Gwen-Stacey Reynolds, a regular mortal whose dreams are anything but, and like her dreams, Gwen-Stacey is funny, outrageous, and has the uncann...
Kaila Hataway is a book worm, who trys to keep to herself. Reading has always been her escape, ever since the day her dad was attacked and killed in front of her. After a year of living in a place where her dads memory haunts her, she and her mom decide to move to a new town for a fresh start. She trys to keep her h...
"I am not your mate," she snapped angrily. She couldn't believe the nerve of this arrogant presumptuous asshole. He actually thought he was her mate and had a right to her. He was bossy and cocky about her. She would never accept him, he was the reason why she had left the pack. "Do you think me some ignorant and coc...
"Rule number one," He whispers, pulling back to look me right in the eye, "Never let your guard down." He flashes me a cunning smirk as I stare at him, stunned at what he had just done. Only, he makes a mistake of turning to see what everyone else ahead of the bleachers is doing. I smirk and take a step back forcefu...
"You promised you'd never hurt me, you said I could trust you" My voice broke as tears stung my eyes. Klyde glanced at me before pulling a cigarette out of his pocket, how I hoped he'd just kill over from lung cancer. "I lied," he said simply. I glared at him; he wasn't supposed to be this. He was supposed to be diff...
Hi, Jade here. Pretty, popular, perfect. The three words nobody is and everyone wants to be, including me. But you see, everyone has their own vision of perfection, and you can never live up to all of them. So some might say I was the girl who threw away her pathetic life for a disgraceful one. Others might say I was...
SNAP, a multinational celeb TV show and magazine, is the holy grail for Maxie Gwenoch. When she snags the job as managing editor, she’s looking for fame, fortune and Jimmy Choos. What she finds is a media empire owned by Baron Kandesky and his family. A family of vampires. They’re European, urbane, wealthy and mesmeri...
A martial artist is the best in her class. While staying out late one night, she gets attacked and her defense is put to the test. But no matter how great you are at karate, it doesn't compare to a gun against your head. Annabeth has no choice, but to follow and obey her attacker, Eli. He is creating a gang and is for...
[ (BK 1) -COMPLETED -BK 3 IN PROGRESS- (CURRENTLY EDITING) ] Ashley Dawson has spent her life living in the shadow of her pop-star sister Ellie Dawson. Life's dull, it's boring and Ashley's beginning to tire of the same old routine. She's bored of always thinking inside the box and keeping up her usual sensible and co...
Kira and Aly Ramsey always thought they were the perfect twin sisters, but things are about to change. After the tragic deaths of both parents, they are forced to return to where they were first born fifteen years earlier. Soon things start to unveil themselves to each girl. Though they don't know what's lurking in th...
[NOTE: This book was written in 2010, a time of long-distance phone cards, weight-loss obsessions, and searching for a man as a solution to life's problems-what a messy time to be alive! In other words, I hope you enjoy this throwback, and while this book does end on a cliffhanger of sorts, the sequel addresses any un...
While on his computer, Victor Hastings admires the provocative pictures of girls he's dating. Meanwhile, these girls are posting more and more on Facebook and all the social sites. Now, all the young men in his cramped fraternity are competing for the attention of these online, amateur pinups. And the institution of t...
So my therapist, Dr. Gina, asked me to list two things I like about my body and two I don’t. My list went something like this: Like: 1) Big boobs. (Does this count?) 2) Curvy. (I’m more squiggly, but what the hell.) Don’t like: 1) Flabby abs. 2) Thunder thighs, arms and neck. After looking at the list, Dr. Gina tol...
Kira Hamilton has gone from home to home for 18 years with no idea where she came from. After her 18th birthday, however, things begin to change. Kira finds herself being able to do things that shouldn't be possible: altering weather, changing her appearance, and producing heat being among them. On top of that, what...
It's always been the two of us since I remember, as Tom (my dad) left us when I was just a toddler. He never accepted mum's complete dedication to music and I think this is what caused them to break up. I'll never forgive him for giving up on us, and even more for not being there when mum fell ill. But he was too busy...
Hollywood A-lister, Jason Vanderholt, falls for everygirl, Chloe Winters, who hasn't bothered to see most of his movies. She is the woman every other woman in America is dying to be, but it just isn't her fairytale. The book is for sale here: amazon.com/Someone-Elses-Fairytale-ebook/dp/B006JD115K/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_...
Jace Hamilton is Reese Burnett's sworn enemy, the culprit who made her high school life hell. But what if this taboo existence returns for the summer and brings back more than just painful memories of yesterday? Suddenly, Reese isn't too sure who or what to trust--or if she can even trust herself. *** For Reese, the d...
It was hard for Charlotte to let go of her best friend, Dalton, the boy she fell in love since she was nine years old, to make way for her sister, Caroline, who happens to be in love with him too. It was hard for her but in order to make someone happy, even if it meant sacrificing her own, she was willing to let go. I...
‘A seventeen year-old fairy godmother trainee gets a new assignment: The hottest GUY at school. Easy, right? Wrong.’ Magically poofing in somebody’s bathroom while that somebody is taking a shower is not the best way to start off a friendship—that, Remy learned the hard way. After screwing up her previous mission mon...
Samantha Davis has spent the past three years living in fear. After fleeing from her abusive husband in New York city, she comes across a small town in Oklahoma, and decides to try and tuck herself away and attempt on making a new quiet life for herself. But when James Kentworth moves to town, her quiet life slowly tu...
Sid Mattews had a hard life ever since she was born. She isn't the best looking shewolf, she's slightly overweight but does that bother Sid? No, but what happens when her brother's best friend and also the soon to be Alpha, Stark WInters, calls her ugly? Why do she and her wolf feel offended by his words? They never c...
Paulette’s life is in shambles. Her sister is dead, her mother is a drunk, and she’s been forced to transfer into a chaotic public school full of bullies. Things go from bad to worse when, one night while driving them home from dinner, her intoxicated mother hits and kills a teenage boy and is sent to jail. Now Paulet...
(On hold as I want to concentrate on other stories... Sorry) (Previously called 'He's Too Good For Me') "Then my eyes met his, the whole world just stopped, just like that. His eyes reminded me of the ocean so much; I loved the sea. They shined with happiness, relief and... love? His amazing scent wrapped around me li...