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Lana's Lessons

I had to learn lots of things on my own I'm writing this so that you won't have to

Sherlock & John (A Teenlock Fanfiction)

"I'm stupid," John says. "Why?" "Because I fell in love with you." "Yeah," Sherlock responds, "Definitely stupid." Set over the course of one school year in 2009, this is the story of two star-crossed misfits - Sherlock and John - smart enough to know that first love almost never lasts, but brave and desperate enough...

brain pain

Lana's second unapologetic ramble book

Johnlock Oneshots

hello hello and welcome. this contains johnlock. yay, right? also, also, also. i am terrible at updating (yeyyyyy procrastination. boooo school). but i do update once in a while, so that's a plus. a very small plus, but a plus nonetheless. carry on! (my wayward son) **fancy disclamer: all the characters belong to BB...

Honeybees - A Oneshot

There isn't much work in the countryside for a seventeen year old. But somehow, Sherlock Holmes manages to get a job at the Waterwell Estate as the official beekeeper. He always thought of bees as perfect creatures. On his first day, he meets a particular blonde man and something particular happens. In particular. { C...

One Last Dance

John's never had a patient quite as broken as Sherlock Homes. Or as ignorant of the fact that he is, indeed, broken. He speaks rarely, and when he does it's this torrential flow of insults and hurt memories and sadness. He speaks like he doesn't know that he's broken yet, like he thinks he's fine, and superior to ever...

Colorblind (A Johnlock Fanfiction)

He is lavish. Masterful. Intellectual, inexplicable, overt. Sexual. Sherlock Holmes defines extravagance. He isn't exactly the best thing for John's tireless, bland stability. John works the nine to five and tries not to lose sleep over the small things - like the labor of his fiancée's expectations, and the sirens t...

Exmates | Johnlock

Forged between unemployment and his girlfriend paying for the bills, John can't go back to the life he had seven years ago. He can't go back to summer nights and moonlit rooms and the broken-down echoes of hopes and dreams and wishes. He can't go back to Sherlock. Then John goes to his high school reunion. And sees hi...

Kleptomaniac (A Johnlock Fanfiction) [2015 Wattys Award Winner]

John's never seen a kid like him. He has this beautiful, crazy grace - withheld behind a smug smile and wisecracks that make John frustrated in so many different kinds of ways. And his eyes; crystal clear, decisive, cleaning through the unimportant things to find the valuables in life. He may or may not have a thing f...

Cabinmates | Johnlock (teenlock)

Going on a school trip into the mountains for a month sounds simple enough. But when John meets his cabin roommate, Sherlock Holmes, a leisurely vacation soon turns into a hectic summer. [Rated Mature for smut scenes, language, ideologically sensitive material, and alcohol consumption] =△▽△▽△= Cabinmates now has a seq...

Skinny Love: A Johnlock Fanfiction

Sherlock Holmes classified himself in many ways. Consulting detective. High-functioning sociopath. Yet he never thought he would be anorexic. When John notices Sherlock growing thinner, he is desperate to find help. Sherlock moves from crime scenes to clinics, his health deteriorating with each refused meal. John must...

DREAMS- Johnlock

John hasn't led a very exciting life. That is, until he meets Sherlock Holmes, his roommate at University. On the very first day of their new-found friendship, Sherlock manages to figure out John has PTSD, that his favorite author is mystery writer Agatha Christie, and that John's limp is psychosomatic. After a few we...

Keep Yourself Warm (discontinued b/c it's old and i dislike it, sorry)

Shrunk to five inches by a drug and on the run, a consulting detective secretly moves into a surgeon's flat for safety purposes, only to find that the surgeon's world is far from ordinary or safe. [[ Disclaimer: I do not own BBC Sherlock. This is merely a fanfiction. I also do not own any of the photos unless if spec...

Hello My Old Heart: A Johnlock Fanfiction

{Warning: no more updates} Every day after Sherlock's death, John added another stone to the wall around his shattered heart. Yet the unlikely meeting of Mary Morstan allowed him to enjoy a normal existence without war or crime. Finally, three years after the fall, John is ready to move on and spend the rest of his li...