Select All
  • The Mayor Of Pontybridge
    14.4K 1.6K 21

    In which Flo Parker teams up with Harper Hatley, radio host and notorious opponent of Clement Hessenheffer, to try and get her Dad into office before he gives up on his biggest aspiration: becoming the Mayor of Pontybridge (and rubbing it in Clement's face). (cover by @erupted)

  • The Everyday Life of a Villain
    53.9K 4.6K 20

    "Don't call me a villain, that's so bourgeois." I, Declan, am not a villain. It's so bourgeois. Like, what makes a villain? The costume? The laugh? The moustache? Well, I don't have any of those, at least, not the moustache. I am what you can call an 'Anti'. No, not the anti-hero, it's still got the word hero. Why's e...

  • Door To Door
    603K 37.4K 10

    Hudson Ellis is good at his job. Somehow, he manages not to annoy people when he knocks at their doors and asks them to contribute to the charity he works for - instead, he gets them to sign up for sponsoring programmes and fish whatever spare change they have out of their pockets. Even the infamously tough residents...

    Completed  
  • The Misfortunes of Lolita
    3.6M 148K 36

    A/N: This is an unedited, significantly different version of the soon to be published novel by losangelesque aka L. Akhter. This draft was written when I was 15-18 years old and I highly encourage new readers to read the published version instead. Former high school football star Frank Novak meets profound and depress...

    Completed  
  • At the Tone
    25.6K 927 4

    "Sorry--Annie's a bit busy trying to figure out her life at the moment." After high school and a long list of denied college applications (and one too many headaches), Annie Horne has just about had it with trying to meticulously plan out her life down to the very last detail. And in lieu of a college education, she...

  • She is Not Made of Roses
    171K 5.3K 16

    Rosie Alder-Pembrook isn’t planning on letting her ultra-feminist club get shut down due to the senior class council’s budget cutbacks (and to be honest, it’s kind of killing her senior year buzz). But when it seems that the only way to revive it is to strike a deal with the semi-sexist/mostly ignorant Class Council p...