An Old Priest, a talking Rat and the Ravinger Four walk into a ruined temple...no, it's no joke! They're trying to rescue a pregnant dragon from the clutches of the Acolytes of Blodwin the Bloody, to secure the Dragon Clan's help in destroying the Flaming Nethergate! Will the best laid plans of Rat and Man succeed...
What does it take to rescue a pregnant dragon? Three of the Ravinger Four, three pint-sized wizards, one wily Priest and one determined rat, that's what! Throw in the non-binary deity of Luck, a baked Kraken, and a wagonload of dried beans, and you've got a fiery solution to a big, toothy dilemma!
Three precocious pre-school mages (fire mage, shaman, micro necro) and one dimwitted old thief break into Morbid Curiosities, an infamous repository of all things magical, mythical, monstrous and malefic. What could possibly go wrong? As it turns out - a lot!
Ralph adores Ryssa, but his ineptitude at thievery, his chosen profession may just get himself killed. To help her future husband, Elryssa must seek the blessing of Beor's Gods. Such blessings come with a price, however. Will she agree to pay it? Will Ralph become a master thief like his childhood hero, Bobby Aha...
Sarah Burnheart, aging ingenue and untrained fire mage, attends an audition and finds herself part of a cast of characters (including a gladiator, a dhampir, a bard and an aromancer) who together will form an undercover support group for The Old Priest & Rat Tavern's adventurers. Espionage, subterfuge and dangerous a...
The newly formed Understudies are split into 2 groups. Sarah's group must discover who's behind suspicious dealings at the new Dwarven Savings Bank. They'll bang heads with the dastardly villain Clive Wespie: Con Artist, Child Slaver and Wanna-be Crime Kingpin. Will they remove him from Beor's stage, close the DSB a...
The second group of Understudies is sent to investigate the appearance of giant, monster-spawning eggs in Southern Beor. They're disrupting trade and travel! Dhampir Jack Bonecracker, Bard Dave LaPlaid and Superspy Memnos del Aden go undercover as Specialty Veggie Farmers. Will they crack open the case, or will they...
Ungar Bumthumper has difficulty holding jobs. Nothing he tries seems to fit his skillset. Fate steps in and suggests he try being a hero by slaying a terrifying beast that is devouring travelers and disrupting trade (funny how that works!) Destiny, however, has plans of her own. Watch how our wanna-be hero uses his...
Child slaver and all-around loathsome bad guy, Clive Wespie, is back and determined to rule Tasuil Beor with an iron fist full of gold, corrupt judges and ne'er-do-wells. But the House of Many Tots joins forces with the Old Priest & Rat Tavern and the Understudies to protect the street kids and kick bad guy Wespie and...
Elysia is a 12-year-old magic prodigy, the youngest student ever to attend the Mage College. She's brilliant, a little arrogant but fun-loving. When a Flaming Nethergate appears, spewing forth hordes of vicious flesh-eating netherkin, Elysia becomes a pawn of the Military and the Mage Combat Corps, as they need her un...
O'Shawnessy, God of Mischief and Blarney, made an artifact - a banana - that was imbued with a part of his powers. It was also cursed by the Goddesses of Chaos and the Sea, so whatever laughter its mischief stirs up also brings disasters that happen in waves of increasing ferocity. Our Tavern adventurers join forces...
What begins with a simple question - Why does Artie Pendrake keep a horse that occasionally puts customers in the Tavern's infirmary? - becomes a tale about twin centaurs, a punk band led by a Dwarven Princess, a racist and unbalanced Dwarven King, and the Wizkiddles. Set during the Great Famine, this tale features a...
On Crossover Eve, a phantom turd appears in the bathroom of the Old Priest and Rat Tavern. Master Bard Marlee Nightfall tells the Feckin' Tale of Glenn Vikibod, who must become a pirate on the Dragon's Fiery Poot, learn fighting at the hands of the Ha'Penny Porkers (vicious were-guinea pigs), avenge his father's murde...
A father-daughter spat sends young necromancer Emilia Mortalis to seek out her real parents, beginning with a summoning in a cemetery, where she encounters a faceless Angel statue. When her foster father is killed while fighting in the Badlands, she and the Teenmagers seek revenge against his murderers, a plan that b...
In the youngest of days, the last creation of the Gods - humans - faced extinction due to the murderously cold True Winter. On the brink of oblivion, four humans set out to find help, and hope. And a child will be the first to light the Winterflame. ('Lighting the Way', copyright 2015 Katrina Parry Photography)
Mind, Body, Spirit - these are all topics for heated debate at Beor's 1,125th SoulCon. But when attendee Prince Ampersand is kidnapped, it will take all the unusual talents of newly resurrected Dave Mortes and the Teenmagers to find out who the real enemy is, stop civil unrest, prevent a war and debug the city! And...
Sheri Nightberry, star Mage Academy student, has been cursed. When she talks, she sounds like a cow. What's worse, she can't even use a public restroom. Because to the world, she also looks like a cow. The curse can be broken only if the caster dies. Which would be great, except the caster is dead and Sheri's still a...
Shaka-La is a city outside of time and space. It's also out of magic. Until E-pop boy band sensation MOJO causes the Wonder Bowl's magic-powered lights to briefly flicker. That flicker spurs an unemployed Magic Academy professor to create a rival all-girl band to infiltrate MOJO's hormone-powered world. That flicker i...