presidential farmers market: a joemance story

Joe a person who eats his weed meets Joe, the fucking president.

What have you done? || 🧠 || [Karlnapity Angst]

[This is an au where Karl didnt forget to invite Quackity to Kinoko Kingdom and Karlnapity lives there, and there wasnt a fight. Yet. Some things also, like Q doesnt know Slime, Revbur, and he doesnt really have that much beef with people] Read last chapter please ●•●• Everything is going fine in Kinoko Kingdom.... Un...

Drama Club. (DNF High School Angst)

Clay was in every play and musical, typically as the lead role. Clay has always been pretty open about his sexuality, wearing gender defying clothes and having sexual relationships with men. George was heavily religiously influenced by his parents. It's not regular religion, though. A vile, twisted version of Christia...

𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍, sapnap

❝ we're all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice ❞ This is just another basic, totally normal, nothing out of the ordinary high school cliché romance book but on CrAcK

𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐎𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐬 ♢

Frerard smut oneshots (yeah so what the title says) Soft or hardcore Original or cliché Creepy or cute Gerard tops or Frank tops And always gallons of the gay. ⚠️Trigger Warning⚠️ s m u t d u H

𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 | 𝐂𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 𝐗 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

just a place for daydreamers' ❝when i look at you, i see the stars❞ ©plan3tatro

SAVEGUARD ⟼ leon s. kennedy

❤ fluff and some smut to be expected ❤ a deadly virus on a cruise ship. a rookie cop with ptsd and heartbreak shadowing her every move. a veteran special agent tasked with protecting her, in more ways than one. this is a retelling of the plot of resident evil: revelations. i do not own any of the characters nor do i...

Raccoon City || (Leon Kennedy X Reader) BOOK 1

After your family kicked you out, you decide to roam the empty streets of Raccoon City. While trying to leave your past behind, something strange happens...people start turning into things....and you don't know what they are. "Wait, so you're telling me that those- those things are dead?!" You questioningly say, you w...

Kid by Day, Hero by Night

I don't have any good hooks for a description, sooo yeah. Just read it, I think you might like it. It's dsmp vigilante/superhero/villain au, what won't you like about it? Unless you don't read dsmp vigilante/superhero/villain au's... then this is awkward. Just read it. Art work is not mine, creds to Bazoo, who had pre...

DSMP Angst One Shots

Some angsty one-shots I'll create here and there. Tw will be included at the beginning of the chapter. Title art by @hollowessance_art 18/5/21- #197 angsty and #98 tommyinnitangst 15/6/21- #33 angsty

Mcyt Oneshots

This will just be a bunch of short storys I come up with for mcyts! I will NOT be shipping any minors or people who are uncomfortable with being shipped unless it's completely platonic I'm taking requests! (Most of these storys will be angst just a heads up) Enjoy!<3

MCYT (mostly agere) Oneshots

In the title <3 1# on Petre, 2.23.22

Roommates (Leon Kennedy x Reader)

(18+) You've got a new roommate, Leon Kennedy. Things are looking good between you two, roommate-wise, but you can't help but feel like you want more. Lucky for you, the relationship is about to twist into something very different after you hear some noises coming from his room. (This story features a female protagoni...

Fuzzy. // Ranboo.

Discontinued, but it has a finale chapter.💕 Ranboo has a secret, but the UK trip is only a day away. Can he hide his age regression from everyone while in a foreign environment? !!ANY AND ALL INTERACTIONS ARE PLATONIC!! Trigger warnings are located in the first chapter, titled, "Intro", and requests for chapters are...

Lgbtq+ DSMP oneshots

These are some trans one-shots I wrote. I hope you enjoy. There will be NO smut. I do not like writing smut and I just won't especially with minors, this is just not a smut book, thank you. Some of these will have multiple trans/lgbtq+ characters. So there will most likely be a description On these for the characters...

Trans dsmp oneshots

HELLOO!! Are you interested in reading trans dsmp? If so, then this is probably the book for you!! My name is Alex/Atlas (use them both like a remix) and i am the author of this book!! Im writing these random ass oneshots cuz im non binary and there is a SEVERE lack of trans dsmp books here on wattpad, so im here to c...

Stealth. (FtM Karl)

Karl is FtM trans, closeted at home but finally free to be himself once he starts college. He planned to stay hidden and just stay unnoticed so not to get into any trouble. But a rather popular music student finds his way into Karl's life, and his plans change. This book is written purely to vent and give me something...

Trans Mcyt Oneshots (requests closed) [DISCONTINUED]

Yeehaw Come here you soupy fruit bowls Get y'all's food

Sliding Into Your DMs - Ranboo x Male Reader

Sliding into someone's DMs. Cliche isn't it? Thousands do the same. Surely they wouldn't respond, right? The chances are so low. Right?. . . •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• I think Wilbur might be in this story along with Dream and George so sorry about that I wrote this in like 2021 or smth 😭😭 There is not e...

things change ~karlity~

Quackity x karl friends to lovers all fluff and agnst NO SMUT to make this clear this is about their characters not the irls, if any of them feel uncomfortable with this feel free to tell me I will remove this. I will be putting TWs in the begging of all chapters if there are any [DISCONTINUED]

𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗 - Sapnap x reader

Not all love stories start off with lingering stares or flirting. Some love stories start with a girl punching a boy in the face. ~~~ (Y/n) (L/n) was on L'Manberg's side during the Dream SMP war. Her mother and father had apparently "disappeared" at a young age, abandoning her in the woods before she was found by the...

karlnapity *one shots*

I'm so sorry I'm not writing smut but I will include- -fluff -angst -there may be TW in this book but you can skip the chapters if needed :) #53 in quackity 16/6/22 #565 in dreamsmp 16/6/22 #719 in mcyt 16/6/22 #775 karlnapity 16/6/22 #1 in Polyamarous 16/6/22

Someone Save Me.

| KARLNAPITY | It was normal for Quackity to leave. He disappeared for days on end - never longer than a week - this was common. His boyfriends, Sapnap and Karl understood why - his mysterious past and the feeling he had to runaway when his "personal" issues came back. They didn't like it. But it was clear it kept him...

Dream Smp X Reader Oneshots

This is a Oneshot book, in the book includes fluff, sad fluff, angst, lime and smut, you may request for whatever you want but however hope ya enjoy.

MCYT chatfic but highschool

OH MY GOD A NEW CHATFIC yeah i love this shiiii comfort fic time also alexis and Serena are added as BBH's and Skeppy's older sisters because yeah Trigger Warnings: su!c!d3 jokes (just that typa humor) dirty jokes Bullying Homophobia Redvelvet

Home - Karlnapity

Years after abuse, Quackity finally finds some comfort by Sapnap and Karl. But his memories with his old husband don't go away. Sapnap and Karl help him to get through his panic attacks and comfort him.

Mcyt oneshots

Oneshots of the Dsmp. Anyone that is seen here is based on their character, if anybody in this fic shows discomfort in fanfics i'll gladly take this down. Antis DNI Not finished!!

I built a friend...|Karlnap

Based off the song I built a friend by Alec Benjamin I have never written a book before so bare with me here :] ... Two boys find that they're friendship is affecting them and those around them...but not in a good way. It wasn't his fault..was it? ... Started: March 24th, 2022 Ended:

MCYT x Male reader

Eh. Just some gay Dream SMP oneshots I made before my Quotev account got banned!- The reader is Dom so please don't request me for the reader to be a Sub because I have no experience of writing Sub readers, thank you ^^ These are not stolen. All of these are mine but the website that I posted books on just got disable...

𝐌𝐂𝐘𝐓 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

I know it says 'MCYT', but it does include some other content creators that aren't mcyts ⊱ ────── {.⋅ ✯ ⋅.} ────── ⊰ COVER CREDIT: @ulfvae on Instagram! Warnings: • Swearing • Angsty themes • Death • Mature audiences * + = platonic * x = romantic ⊱ ────── {.⋅ ✯ ⋅.} ────── ⊰ (Y/n) = Your name (Y/u/n) = Your username ...