"How many existentialists does it take to screw a lightbulb?" Spencer asked with a small laugh. Once again the room was silent. You faintly heard Agent Rossi mutter, "Don't." "2. One to change the light bulb and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothing...
In which a girl genius meets a boy genius. "𝒲𝒽𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝑜𝒻, 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝒶𝓂𝑒" -𝐸𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝐵𝓇𝑜𝓃𝓉𝑒, "𝒲𝓊𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝐻𝑒𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓈" ~Book 1~ ~Seasons 1-5~ 𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘊𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘯𝘰𝘳...
In which her coworkers finally force her to speak to the cute boy that gives her heart eyes every morning when he grabs his coffee, and things turn out better than expected. [based on season seven of Criminal Minds] || book one of one || started: july 22nd 2016 ended: july 27th 2016
"Hey, I need you to breath for me little one." Soft breathy moans left his mouth. His eyes were glazed over. "Baby. I need a verbal confirmation little one. You know this. Can you calm down for me?" Hands brushed through brown curls as body weight was added to the heavy breathing overstimulated man. "Yes sir." was...
Ivy Parkson has always been different for all the wrong reasons, now she's in college trying to figure out how to get to stop what she feels is the inevitable. When she meets a young and attractive professor she can't ignore the feelings she has. Dr. Spencer Reid was just trying to get past all his suffering. He wit...
(Spencer Reid x Reader) -*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- You're a provable genius with an IQ of 200 that works in the Organized Crime unit of the FBI, then when Erin Strauss calls on you specifically to aid in an investigation being manned by the Behavioral Analysis Unit, you're quick to accept. Chief Strauss believes th...
You're a stripper, and you find a very handsome man who you soon find out is Spencer Reid. ... not to mention you had a boyfriend, but there's a catch. • There is sexual content involved!!!! • Just to let you all know I haven't written in forever, so excuse that it may be bad & obviously no professional. Just for fu...
Maya is a new member of the BAU, who just might be falling for one very smart, very cute, triple PhD profiler. Does he have feelings for her as well? Fluff, angst, smut in chapters perfectly portioned so you can skip what you don't want to read. Enjoy! highest rankings: #1 criminalminds #1 reidxreader #1 spencerreid ...
{Book One} COMPLETED - SPOILERS PRIOR TO SEASON 12 The BAU were not ready for the arrival of Aaron's Hotchner's secret daughter. not even Hotch himself was ready for her. But when the secret love-child of Hotch and Kate Joyner appears in the FBI's Behavioural Analysis Unit in Quantico, it's the attention of Dr Spence...
[COMPLETED] ❝ we need someone to replace blake and i think we should give her a chance. ❞ ❝ spence, she's a criminal. ❞ the four horsemen had earned the title of the most dangerous group that the behavioral analysis unit had ever worked against. luckily for the team, in their possession now was quinn carson, the membe...
(Takes place roughly 6 months after Spencer is released from prison but doesn't follow the plot of season 13. Spencer deserves one good thing to happen to him !) "Spencer," she whimpered my name like a prayer as my mouth pressed over her heart, teeth against her cream skin. I found solace in her embrace; the only plac...
(Y/n) Moves 600 miles away from home to escape a toxic relationship. She starts her own little life in D.C., but when bills come calling, she gets a job as a Professional Submissive and meets a curious man named Spencer. Privacy and security seem to be paramount to him, but as their relationship grows, it won't be lon...
*This is not a Y/N story, I've seen plenty of confusion but the main character is my own OC that I've created for this story* Maxine Carter was known for a few things. She had been a child prodigy and also that she was the sole survivor of the "Counted" cult after it burned to the ground. Now 15 years later she was co...
❝ it's okay to be afraid of the monsters, it's just not okay to let them win ❞ { criminal minds } { no set season }
Spencer meets a girl he can't get enough of at the nightclub, then quickly realizes she is not supposed to be there. (Originally posted on Tumblr & AO3)
catch-22 noun a dilemma or difficult circumstance from which there is no escape because of mutually conflicting or dependent conditions.