Forsake- to quit or leave entirely: Forsaken- abandoned or deserted. Naruto Namikaze, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno. Three members of team seven. Three strong ninja. Everything in their lives were fine when they were together. When they were alone things changed. Naruto has always been seen as the Fourth Hoka...
Naruto and Sasuke are looping, and they're bored. They've already destroyed Konoha 15 times, taken over the world 15 times, gathered a harem 20 times and failed each time, joined ANBU 78 times, created their own villages over 30 times... What should they do now? For those of you who don't know what looping is, basical...
Because there is no way that EVERY SINGLE Uchiha was in the Compound during the Massacre. Itachi's got his work cut out for him. One-shot.
It was just another day in Konoha. Well...except for the S-rank criminals walking around like they always have been there. They say that as long as you act like you should be somewhere, no one will care. Time to put that saying to the test...One-shot, crack-fic, OOCness
Itachi's quit ANBU, Sasuke knows more than he lets on, Fugaku starts out calm but ends up insane, and Mikoto is the most awesome person ever. All of our most FAVORITE (notice the sarcasm) villains are little more than glorified bullies, and soon comes the rise of a mysterious organization (of course, the Hokage decide...
A bunch of Naruto one-shots I have written. Some with angst, some with fluff, some so funny they will make you laugh out loud. Enjoy. [Yes, all the one-shots in here were written by me. You can also find them on fanfiction.net under the username "SSSRHA"] [art by CorryRox on DeviantArt - https://www.deviantart.com/cor...
Naruto's never lost. Sasuke's never gotten caught. Sakura's going to keep it that way. Kakashi doesn't want to be involved. Itachi doesn't know what to say. The Third Hokage is somewhat clueless. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura want to make it very clear that they were barely at fault. Everyone else disagrees. - - - Crack...
Sasuke gave Karin a diary...which a MULTITUDE of other people wrote in afterwords! Hilarity ensues!
Deidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go looking for one.
Basically, daily life for the oh-so-fabulous Sasuke. Based off of the new Naruto movie: Road to Ninja. And, as you can so obviously tell, Sasuke is fab.
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura are captured by the Akatsuki. While trying to escape, Naruto hears the word Virgin and not being able to keep his mouth shut, he asks the one question that sends all the Akatsuki struggling to explain to the Innocent Ninja how sex works.
Remember that akatsuki member, Hidan? He's burried in the Nara's forest (aka shikamaru's backyard) What happens when Shikadai hears muffled cursing from underground? I do not own Naruto or any of the characters.
Why is Kakashi always reading those adult books? Do you ever wonder whats actually on the pages? Maybe he just likes everyone to think he's tough... I do not own Naruto or any characters.
As suggested by @theshippingmoose here comes the Atwerksuki, booties first! Terrorizing shinobi, great and small, the S-class criminals wreck havoc among the nations, all while collecting Jinchuriki. A·twerk·suki - A criminal organization of 10 S-class criminals featuring: A puppet, a religious sadomasochist immortal...
Ever wonder about Sasuke's inner thoughts and feelings? I do not own Naruto or any characters.
The Fourth Hokage's body was never found, but they never suspected that was because he hadn't died. Minato Namikaze wakes up six years after the devastating Kyuubi attack, alone in an overgrown clearing with not a scratch on him. Disoriented and confused, he does exactly what any father would do in this situation. He...