Crowley works as a barista at their local coffee shop Beelze-Brew serving the lowly humans their caffeine addiction. Aziraphale is a student at their local college in a bad relationship with Gabriel. I hate description writing, but I'm a good author ;) Check it out for a slow burn AU. It's gonna be pretty cute for our...
Gabriel and Beelzebub are 'fraternizing'. Aziraphale and Crowley talk about it. Something goes very, very sour. And then Crowley decides to play a ruthless prank.
I'm doing the 2019 Ineffable Week with prompts from @ineffable-event on Tumblr. Check it out! PROMPTS BELOW! October 21 - *:･ﾟ ψ Light and Darkness ✝ In the Beginning October 22 - *:･ﾟ ψ The Firmament ✝ Look up to the sky and see... October 23 - *:･ﾟ ψ Land and Sea (and Plants) ✝ Bad Apple October 24...
Frustrated by how long Her otp are taking to become canon, God informs the Archangels that the Ineffable Plan is dependent on them falling in love with each other. The Archangels then take it upon themselves to get the pair together. Cue five Archangels attempting to orchestrate a Meet Cute between two people who have...
Anathema and Adam visited Aziraphales and Crowleys shared cottage for afternoon tea, and the conversation quickly turns into a quite uncomfortable matter for the unlikely pair.
It was not the first time they had kissed. Not even close.
Crowley finds himself stuck in prison in Venice after a the beginning of a job gone wrong. He had expected to go through the trial process, be convicted, and perform some sort of miraculous escape that would leave the locals telling stories for the next few decades. What he had not expected however, was Aziraphale to...
Aziraphale finds Crowley in a state of utter distress. He fears all is lost, and by morning, he will be gone from this world. The angel must piece together what horrible atrocity has happened to the demon, or the more likely, what atrocity has Crowley brought upon the world? Crowley-- "I did...I did something horrible...
Crowley can't stand to be around Aziraphale anymore. It hurts too much to have the angel he loves deny his friendship. He can't stay just friends, so he has to find a way to end their friendship, but in doing so, he may have broken irreparable bonds.
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"The last 24 hours had been hard for the demon to forget. He had never experienced a breakup, that was such a human thing. He had always believed that he could deal with it...well, at this point, Crowley had been wrong. Utterly, utterly wrong. So, the demon found only one way to drown away all his sorrows - which fina...
"Since the Apocalypse had been avoided, the bond between the angel and the demon had grown closer. For the first time in 6000 years Aziraphale...felt something for Crowley. He didn't know what the strange feeling was when the ginger-haired demon was around, but - he was an angel, for Gods Sake. His kind used to be car...
THE ACTUAL TITLE IS WITHIN THE STORY. Crowley hates when Aziraphale is upset. He hates it so much, that he is willing to go against his demonic nature to help the angel feel better. Or, five times that Crowley comforts Aziraphale, and one time Aziraphale comforts Crowley. Aziraphale/Crowley at the end. Hurt/Comfort, a...
Crowley and Aziraphale go through what is most likely their most daring, life-risking, but nice and accurate adventure. But is trouble the only thing that's brewing?
excerpt: "Gosh, Crowley thinks to himself. Is Aziraphale really that drunk? He thought he was more dramatic. Does he really take his English that seriously? Crowley puts on a robe and walks around the dull lit hotel room. He groans. Technically demons don't really need to sleep, but Crowley swears that his body is unc...
That was no way to think, just because a stupid ex-nun misinterpreted a blamelessly hostile situation. That way lay madness. That way lay an angel with disapprovingly pursed lips and pitying pale eyes and "My dear boy, I'm so *very* sorry, but..." and Armageddon would come as a relief after that, really.
The Nice and Fairly Accurate History of the demon Crowley and the angel Aziraphale, on their relationship over 6,000 years. Aziraphale and Crowley have known each other since the beginning, quite literally. From the gate of Eden to the end of the world, they have been there for each other- tempting, thwarting, and ev...
A collection of one-shots primarily featuring Ineffable Husbands! *** Cover Art: F.GAR *** TWs: Blood/Gore, Accidental/Suicide
Aziraphale would forgive him, of course. He always did. That had always been the Hell of it. It had been stupid to think things would be any different this time. It was a game they had been playing a long, long time, and he was all kinds of fool and idiot if he was going to suddenly start taking it seriously, even if...
A new angel is sent to monitor the humans and report back to Heaven as a replacement for Aziraphale. Despite pretending so well, and doing such a good job of fitting in with the humans for quite awhile now, she slips up, and reveals her identity when she senses such an immense amount of love in someone that she just c...
"Aziraphale debated internally a bit, but curling his arm up around Crowley's shoulder really was more comfortable. He knew he was being silly. He knew a dance was nothing and if it made Crowley happy after his feelings had apparently been hurt it wasn't much to ask, but-it was the demon. He had the literally infernal...
How did Crowley find Aziraphale in the church in 1941? The answer is finally here! --- "I take it you are the owner of this establishment." Aziraphale snorted. He would not give up his darlings without a proper fight. "Oh, no, not me. I'm actually the owner of an elite gentleman's club just down the way. But, I often...
Their kiss continued, brutal and hot. Aziraphale suddenly remembered how his arms worked circled them around the demon's waist pulling him closer. Crowley broke off the kiss with a sharp inhale and moved his head to rest against the angel's. "Tell me to leave, angel." Raw need vibrated through the demon's voice. He...
Crowley finds himself in Pompeii, miserable and alone. That is until he stumbles upon Aziraphale in the most unlikely of places: a brothel. Not as a customer, but trapped as an angel of the night from a blessing gone wrong, and must earn his freedom. The demon's loyalty is put to the ultimate test as he battles with...
🌻Honestly, this is just a weird story I'm slowly writing...sorry if it makes no sense!!! 🌻 \\🌹If you don't get a warm fuzzy feeling then I'm not doing this right...🌹//
Crowley empfindet seit Anbeginn der Zeit etwas für Erziraphael. Etwas, was tiefer ist als es jede Freundschaft sein könnte: Liebe. Blöd nur, dass er aufgrund seines Wesens denkt, dass er ihn nicht verdient hat. [warning: a lot of angst/fluff, physical and mental torture, i'm sorry] August 2019 - November 2019 Art: cec...