The Wall (Shrek x Trump)
Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol
Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.
Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...
Look, man. I wrote this during lockdown because I was bored and had nothing else to do. Nowadays I write actual things that are much better quality. I won't be finishing this story, but it is fun to look back on and I do hope you at least get a laugh out of it. :)) -Eli
Read about the urban legends and horrors of soggy fries and frozen beef. Some of these nightmares are real(ish), but you're safe...you're at Wendy's...right?
If Roger Waters had an Instagram. I'm sure he does but its not like this. This is angsty. This is teenagers. This is Sparta. Why are you still here. Just read the damn book.
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! No, because we don't have pokemon yet. If we did, then yes. It would have gone too far. Hey, what's up, fuck sluts. Talking about SCP right now. Any and all photos and videos Don't belong to me And none of the SCPs belong to me, duh. because I'm not awesome like other people
My mental health is rapidly declining This is a joke btw SEQUEL IS OUT highest rank: #1 on weezer on 12.5.22
House of Gold is a Danny x Drew fanfiction. I have always had it in my to rewrite into something else. All credits go to the original creator.
Warning: If sex scenes aren't your cuppa tea, I suggest you skip the majority of Chapter Three/On the 3rd Cold Night, because I get pretty detailed in the smut department. Don't worry, no other sex scenes except that one. If your a fellow Greg, then you've probably heard of House of Gold. a fanfic about Drew and Danny...
Title says it all y'all (But don't read this if you're actually religious sorry lol)
This is a true story of Two Lovers and the difficulties they face so they can get their very own Happily ever after.
basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you
After the defeat of the Eggman Empire, what's left of the Resistance is cleaning up. (Y/n) left to go help others around the planet and Sonic went his own way. However, when familiar enemies start making appearances, the two heroes have to reunite, though challenges face them at every corner. It really is survival of...
50 work in progress short poems about our favourite orange suited, breathtakingly villainous moon stealer- Vector.
John Cena thought he had everything in life, he was even a famous internet meme. But that all changed when he met Shrek, I guess life can't be so perfect.
In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?