A Weirdos Guide To Swag

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

How To Blackmail A Bad Boy (SAMPLE)

[NO LONGER ON WATTPAD] When you put a good girl and a bad boy together, you get a love story. But when you put two hateful, conceited teens with history together, you get a whole different situation. Lauren Worthington is well known an Oakland High. She's popular, a straight A student, pretty, and the role model daug...

My Ghetto Imprint

Rosemary is ghetto born girl. She lives in Miami and her family all came from the hood. When her boo Daquan cheats on her she feels like she wont love again, but that changes when a certain man comes into her life. He is the opposiite race and a wolf. She never thought she could see herself loving someone like him, bu...

College Girl

My Thug (URBAN)

~ Loreal Sanders is just a simple girl trying to make it, she works at the strip club as a host/bartender and whatever else she needs to do to get through college. After her first love died she never really thought she would have a spark with someone else. But when she meets one of the biggest drug dealers in the US w...

Raising Thugs (A NickiMinaj Story)

mindless behavior vs. omg girlz

A Weirdo's Guide To Life

IM BAACK you people aren't getting rid of me that easy get ready for more jokes more laughs and more weirdness!