Bardic Tales

Poems and stories of my invention from a bardic tradition Please enjoy at your leasure, My Lords and Ladies

My Dads Best Friend

If you want a laugh and don't mind HUGE GRAMMAR MISTAKES, READ ON YAY IT'S #1 In the dumb category and honor for me😂

1000 Funny Jokes ∫Part: 4∫

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Thriller Suite: New Poems

In Thriller Suite -- appearing serially for the first time on Wattpad -- Margaret Atwood has gathered these new poems inspired by her long history as a reader of strange tales, from 19th century gothic classics to ghost stories to crime fiction and thrillers. Poems that cross thresholds...

Random poem collection (on hold)

Hi guys this is just a random collection of poems funnily enough, this is my first piece of writing on here so please no hate. I will try to update often and am very open to any suggestions so please I love comments and follows (only if I deserve it) P.S: this is all rights reserved to me so...

Funny texts and autocorrects

Haibun: Elevation

This is my first attempt at writing a haibun that I chose to do after reading Seas' haibun. I have attacked a Youtube video to give you an idea of the climb involved. The Middle Sister is the peak that you will see at the last of the video, and is one I refer to in this poem. I actually climbed both the Middle and...

Spooky Booky

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. Find ways to include laughter in your daily life. If you enjoy horror and humor, this joke book is just for you! ;) **Updated daily**

A HINT OF BLACK

My second Collection of Poems. This one is pretty personal and those poems helped me coping with some things. Hope you like it!

Limericks

The one that started it all - the original Limericks, geared to bring you a smile. Some are risqué and very funny; some sweet and very romantic Valentine Limericks : )

The Fates (Book I) - 2014 Watty Award Winner!

They walk among us. All three, living normal mortal lives. Cloe is graduating college; Lacey is getting married; Atria is bar-hopping and breaking hearts. Today, they are human. But they are also the three Fates—the all-powerful directors of human destiny. And they don't even know it. Clotho, Lachesis, and Atropos did...

The Greek Tycoon's Baby

Evelyn White is in love with her boss, Alexander Stefopoulos. Has been since the first month she began working as his secretary. One night she hoped there was something more than their professional relationship. But the next morning her hopes were crashed down. Only problem? Their night of passion left something behin...

My lil' Notebook of Poems 2

New collection of poems

Drown Them, Love Them, Let Them Fall

A collection of poetry reflecting my inner self.

Gone Country

Charlotte Jackson may be rich, but her life is hardly a breeze. Her father is marrying a young gold digger name Chanel who hates Charlotte and wants her out of their life, Charlotte is only seventeen and is running a company, and let's not get started on the rumors of her being a scandalous kind of girl circling aroun...

Funny jokes and facts -part 3-

There will be a lot of funny jokes and facts! Please read the first and second book to :Þ If you don´t like the jokes, just stop reading it !!! and please no hate !! It hurts !!!!! :( If you follow us we'll give you dedication <3 We hope you will enjoy !! :) BananaMinions492 :)

it's just tutoring... (Lesbian stories) ON HOLD

Jo and Jennie have been playing cat and mouse for ages now Jo being the cat she's out and proud with a crazy bunch of mates behind her, she's taken a shine to Jennie; feeling this game has been moving too slow she takes action, Jennie on the other hand role as the mouse quiet reserved straight A student doesn't unders...

LOVE TRIANGLE

The Billion-Dollar Knight

Ten years ago, Isobel Clayton, daughter of a US Senator, loved Alex Smith with all her heart. But she knew her father wouldn't approve of Alex for he was a nobody. Against her father's wishes, Isobel decided to give up everything and run away with Alex. But on the night they were supposed to elope, he never showed up...

Homecoming

Verne has always been a fun-now-worry-later kind of guy. One of those guys that always takes the path of least resistance. It's easy to live that way thanks to loving parents who provided him with a cushy lifestyle. Naiveté comes easy for him, and as a closet romantic he's easily swept off his feet. So he pursues love...

Bipolar Snowballs

People with bipolar disorder often hide the disease, afraid of being misunderstood. I want to share a story that might help people to reveal this part of who we are. Let's see what you think.

Ewah | No Longer Available

Celestial Children Book 2 Most of Josh's life could be summed up by a collection of bracelets on his wrist-never staying in one place long enough to truly call it home, always running and hiding from his uncle Khail. Everything changed when Abby came into his life. No longer could his family hide from the monster hun...

The Alliance (Completed)

The Safe House is a place that trains future Alliance members. There are chapters hidden in every city. "Just because you don't see evil, doesn't mean that it doesn't exist." The good guys are just good at what they do. For Trinity Sage she's not just good at what she does. You can almost say that she's born to kill...

My Girlfriend's Cat

One thing Declan hates most in this world is cats. So when his girlfriend Heidi asks him to watch her cat for a week, he finds himself in an awkward position. Not wanting to risk his relationship with Heidi he agrees, because it's just one cat. How bad can it be?

1,000 Random Riddles

Welcome to a book about Random Riddles! In this book, each update there will be a new riddle for the readers to try and answer in the comments. I will "Randomly" choose someone with the right answer to be the winner and they will get a dedication in the next update. I'm aiming to write 1,000, or technically -as much a...

Songweaver's Awakening

In Hajinn, singing isn't just forbidden: it's well known that it drives people mad. When Rajheem, a boy who loves music above all else, is plucked from his lowly existence to become the personal minstrel to Raja Helen, Third Seat of Hajinn, he is overwhelmingly grateful. As a foreigner, she holds none of the Hajinni...

A teenager..!

Have been writing since a long time.. But haven't got any professional approach to write.. I just write poems so that I can express myself atleast to the paper.. So this is just a amateur effort.. It contains all the poems that I write in my various moods.. Please give appreciation, encouragement, advices, pointer and...

Miakus

Modern haikus and senryus encompass both human and nature. "Modern Haiku" rules are 17 or less syllables. Must differ from the traditional 5-7-5 pattern. That is what master jedi told to Mia (padawan).