❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer review...
/please inform me on any spelling or grammar errors that are present in this story/ Seychelles has been kidnapped by the Axis Powers. Since France and England both still want Seychelles to become their own territories even after the Seven Years War, they band together to find her along with their allied countries. But...
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
Professor Lukas Bondevik, tormented by a patronizing ghost, meets Mary, an American abroad student. "I'd cut my soul into a million different pieces Just to form a constellation to light your way home I'd write love poems To the parts of yourself You can't stand I'd stand in the shadows of your heart And tell you I'm...
Eliza O'Kelly moves to Gravity Falls expecting a normal life, but the town and its residence quickly prove her wrong. Things especially go haywire after she befriends twins Dipper and Mabel Pines. Together, the trio embark on a dangerous journey, uncovering the biggest mysteries of Gravity Falls and angering triangula...
[Please read Just Below 0 first if you haven't yet! You'll understand this so much better, I promise. >w0] You've been in New York for six months now, time passing so painfully slow as your deranged uncle Allen keeps you held in the city despite your attempts to leave. All you can do is plot your plans to get back to...
‘When you’re older.’ These words have been haunting Elizabeth since England left. Well, now she’s older, moved back to London, and attending a private school. Funny thing is England seems to have a knack for getting himself into sticky situations such as (drum roll please) attending school! Hooray for high school! Be...
"You text too much!" your dad complains. "You never go outside!" your mother nags. "I'm just a normal teenager!" you retort. But eventually, your parents can't take it anymore. Now fed up with your resilience, they decide to ship you off to a remote place approximately 300 miles south of the Arctic Circle. That's rig...
When Elizabeth finds a strange necklace of Flying Mint Bunny she doesn't think anything will happen if she keeps it. Apparently she was wrong. As she's sitting through another boring class Flying Mint Bunny suddenly appears and starts talking to her. 'This will be interesting and fun.' Is all she can think. Of course...
Mari thinks nothing could be worse than a three week long vacation on a cruise ship with her dysfunctional family. But then, the ship gets high jacked by some modern day pirates who look, and act, as though they belong back in the times of Kings and Queens. Mari is taken captive by the so called "Notorious Captain Kir...
Based on Hogwarts Rules. I am not responsible for anything which happens to you should you do these things, this includes starting ww3, being deported and banned from said country or being kicked out of the World Meetings/Hetalia High. This book is high. (High I'm so high. Fly, fly to the sky...)
What happens when the countries have a online chat room? Bad stuff.. Really really bad stuff. /////copy right to Maurieller, give credit for any content taken\\\\\\
