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Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.

Crown of Eight | Bts royalty au

"Spread your legs for me now." Taehyung growled and stared at me with his dark almond-shaped eyes. "Or I'll ask Jungkook to join." The royal family, consisting of the king, the queen and their seven sons, is hated by Y/N and the rest of the country. No rights, no money and no food are parts of the inhabitants' everyda...

Obey. | maknae line ✓

"Oh... Are we, somehow, interrupting? Or did we just come in at the right time?" "No, you've come at the most perfect time. I suppose you want to have a little fun?" ----------------- [ Maknae line x reader - Foursome ] warning; contains smut ! [ started - 26/06/2018 completed - 07/11/2018 ] completed ✓

Deviance | 18+ | ✓ | REWRITING

[PLEASE READ PREFACE/SUMMARY] ❛Shhh... take it like a good student❜ Now entering her final semester of college, Marianna Mor felt a sense of stagnancy engulf her life. The constant cycle of studies and academics, mediocre frat boys, and overbearing parental expectation has only heightened Marie's desire for her darkes...

Monster | J.JK✔️

"𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒇 𝑰 𝒍𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒆𝒍𝒔𝒆?" "𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒅𝒓𝒂𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌, 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒖𝒑 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒍 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒊𝒎 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆." _____ Copyright @ AlishhaSD Plagia...

His Mistress

Her legs shivered over his shoulder he kept moving "M--mr.jeon t--the time is ahhh ahh o--over i need to leave ahh" she cried as he pulled out and slammed again going way deeper than before, her back arched at the response jungkook chuckled moving his hand over her back "i am sure few minutes won't hurt" he said and s...

Sold To a Mafia || Jungkook

20 year old Kim Minjee, still lives with her parents because she and her parents are considered poor. And her parents struggle with money. Her parents arnt the best. they are mean to her, and sometimes makes her skip meals just for themselves to eat. they struggled with money so badly, to the point where they sell her...

Married To The Devil Mafia King Since Young

What will happen if you're married to the most scariest and deadliest mafia? But....... You don't know, nor does he? What will you both do when you encounter for the first time as strangers but you guys are bonded for lifetime as....... Husband and Wife

Pregnant After One Night Stand | BTS Jeon Jungkook

One night, one night that changed your whole life. One night out with your friends and you meet one guy, one guy that turned your world upside down.

|| KOOK ||

(21+ ONLY) "But I'd like it more when I will choke you on your breath while your throat would be filled with my cum......" ≿━━━━༺❀༻━━━━≾ A STORY OF CHASE PLAY..... "I want you to run through the forest. If I catch you, I will abuse this little mouth of yours how I want, I'll choke it or even ga...

FORBIDDEN DESIRE | Jungkook × Reader ✔

"A hidden connection is stronger than an obvious one." ©𝐉𝐈𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐄𝟏𝟕 No translations allowed. |*Contains some mature and triggering content*| 18+

Be Mine || Jungkook ff

You and Jungkook were childhood best friends. Theres just one thing...You hadn't realized he was in love with you.

RIVALS | jjk. ✓

"did you just draw a dick on my face?" Min Soojung was more than textbook perfect-- she's independant, crazy smart, and most of all: competitive. That's until the day her full score was smugly ruined by a hot-headed bad boy, who aces all his subjects. It's annoying, it's frustrating, and most of all, he's....strangely...