Mute // cake
But I'm mute • I don't care
Luke is always horny and Calum likes to watch him squirm. Cover changed. Completed 2016
"hey giraffe boy, how's the weather up there?" calum always taunts luke for being so tall, so luke makes it his mission to offend calum in every way possible
"I think that skirt would look really pretty on you." "I-It isn't for me..." "Are you sure? Forgive me; the pink Vans and daisy flower crown misguided my judgment." All Rights Reserved.© WriteDrunk 2014. Completed.
"so uh- how exactly do i do this?" "i think you just get on your knees and take it from there?" • or in which two boys get a little too curious, potentially turning their friendship into something more.
Some people think he goes for the boy, Luke goes for the body. Artist!Luke Girly/model!Cal
"erm, excuse me?" "what?" "i need to get my sister some uh, lady thingies, could you help me?" "mate, does it look like i have a vagina?" or in which lukes sister forces him to buy some tampons, but he doesn't know what he's doing so he asks the young, hot male employee.
q: you're hot a: that's not a question dirty girl q: I'm not a girl a: ...