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  • IF THEY LIVED (Harry Potter)
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    Welcome to a story full of love, friendship, hate, evil cliffhangers and adventure! Alternative title: If James Potter was the Secret Keeper What would happen if Lily and James Potter didn't die on that fatal Halloween night? Would they stay safe? Would they find out that the rat was a traitor? How would Voldemort try...

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  • 30 Ways to Piss Off The Harry Potter Cast [Watty Awards 2011]
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    Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

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  • Harry Potter and the Return of the Parents
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    There were two signs. The first pointed to the left and read 'Godric's Hollow'. The second, to the right, said simply: 'Onwards'. The door in front of them opened and the two Potters climbed on board. Lily inhaled deeply, breathing in the familiar old train, and spoke the only destination that really mattered: "Take m...