The Best Of Comebacks

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Chaotic Symphony

Excerpt from White Lands Emperor Mallock's Guide For Survival: 1. Always be perfect. 2. Never rise above average. 3. Be a push-over. 4. Be obedient. 5. Never break the rules. 6. And above all, NEVER HAVE A PERSONAL OPINION. One problem: Zoe Brook isn't perfect. Zoe Brook isn't a push-over. And although she somet...

How To Be Haram For Dummies

The old ladies, they be fearing her. The old men, they be gasping at her. The kids, they be running away. For her Haramness comes in an awkward dance, fear not! Meet Alaia Musa, young, wild, and a haram mess. Did she want to be like this? No, but eveywhere she goes Haram seems to go her way. So, what else can she do b...